My Modest Proposal

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Since the beginning of time humans have worn clothing that defines their era, race, and personality. From a caveman wearing his favorite mammoth skin to a 1980’s righteous teen wearing her all time favorite bright orange neon retro blazers. Heartbreakingly, at the school of Putnam City North High, fashion has shot down the drain as teens decide to get dress blind folded every morning. As I look around the halls of sweats and dirty over-sized t-shirts, I am bombarded with the embarrassment of having these “fashion senses” be the look of our generation. These undressed, tacky, lazy wear must come to an end before our children look back on the classes of the late 2000’s with expressions of disgust as they wonder what the heck we were thinking.
Waking up at the crack of dawn (or eight o’clock) is found very difficult to students. They claim that they are “too tired to care” or decide to “bum out” for the third week in a row. Often students will profusely lie to one another stating that the other looks “totes mcgoats super cute” even though his or her attire contains last weeks dinner stains and tears from who knows what. Don’t even get me started on their hair. At first, I thought this poorly executed fashion sense was just a short-term problem, like who doesn’t have a long night due to a favorite TV show being on? But as I looked into the research and statistics of Putnam City North’s High School fashion, I was stunned.
By the start of the school year, students have their first day (and if we’re lucky,) their first week of school outfits all planned. Students are beyond ready to show off their new stylishly top or bottoms to prove that their life is fabulously put together and that they know what’s i...

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...t knowing that they are looking classy and oh so fabulous. Not to mention the now well dressed teens could light a spark between a boy and girl as they are just now noticing how good the other looks.
Some might argue against my proposal asking how I will get the updated clothing when the costs are above any average teenage income. Never fear! I will simply take the money from Putnam City North’s student council, SUN. We all know SUN spends their money on the cheesy school t-shirts that no one likes to wear. So, not only will my proposal ease the stress on SUN by completely robbing them of their funding, but will also offer the most high quality fashion in today’s world in the walls of our school. Which is kind of funny because I personally will not be in charge nor get any profit of this shindig. I like wearing my bum wear to school, it’s comfortable.

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