Humorous Wedding Speech: The Power Of Words

Oh.... my..... goodness..... Stop what you're doing, please I Demand you to focus on me because as I stand here before, you staring into your eyes I am seriously stunned By what I can see. Unfortunately, the outbreak has not been 100% cured, again I am faced amongst you people annoyed and shocked because you all have been lied to. I'm deadly afraid to tell you that that somehow someone has told you some false, invalid words, that when put together can form a naughty phrase that intends to dramatically destroy and take over your very own lives, only if you don't put a stop to it immediately. Put A stop to it with the 6 magic words that I will reveal to you further into this speech. therefore before I do that, I want you to know that even I

The father had a quick temper so his anger went so rage that night he had all intentions kill his wife in the act of jealousy. He stood in front of her, roll up the belt tight in his right hands that were popping veins, looked her straight in the eye and started to call her insulting names that he knew would break her down in tears, and in doing so he began to smack her left, right to everywhere he knew would hurt then went harder with every stroke and power making sure she felt every pain there was. As the husband was abusing his wife he wanted to make sure that there was no way of escaping that night so he made sure that he closed every door and way of escaping except for one... the balcony door where he left it open on purpose as a sense to dared her that if she had the audacity in her and she was desperate for escape, she should jump off the balcony, that way everything would end, from this pain your feeling to your LIFE... she was on the floor kneeling and looked at him twice As the wife was her knees in pain she was crawling with pain, struggling to walk towards the balcony door where she wanted to escape from the 3 floor of the 6 stories high apartment, still receiving the beating of the belt awful pain come in contact with her back. When she finally got to the ledge of the balcony she took her time and stood up, looked down from the ledge and cried out with the sweetest innocent voice with tears after tears overflowing her