Greek Mythology Quotes From Odysseus

[Demeter] We should go get something to eat
[Thor] Great idea, I'll drive. My keys are right next to my hammer- WHERE'S MY HAMMER
[Apollo] It’s fine, we’ll just take my sweet chariot. Where do you want to go?
[Thor] No guys, we can't go until we find my hammer. I---
[Demeter] I say In-n-out. Being goddess of harvest I’ve seen a lot of foods and In-n-out has some of the best I’ve ever had.
[Apollo] Thor, it’s In-n-out, burgers worthy of the gods, just come.
[Thor] Buts is my hammer, I love my hammer. Hmm but I also love In-n-out.
[Demeter] Come on we can get your hammer later.
[Thor] Fine. It's probably either the frost giants or my stupid brother Loki.
[Demeter] It's so nice of you to drive us Apollo
[Apollo] It’s fine you’ll just pay
[Demeter]

[Demeter] That doesn't say much. You always break your promises.
[Apollo] No I don't
[Thor] Ya, you kind of do
[Apollo] I am so tempted to shrivel you up into-
[Demeter] Calm down guys. Besides, we are here.
[Thor] ooh I’ll order first, I’ll take a quadruple-triple-
[In-n-out worker] We don't have those.
[Thor] oh. OK. Then ill have five double-doubles with fries and a shake.
[Demeter] Whoa! That's a lot of food Thor. I'll take a grilled cheese.
[Apollo] WHAT! We come all the way to a fast food burger place for you to get a grilled cheese! You even said you liked this placed but you have never had a burger. Hey, worker lady doesn't make her order, and I'll take a cheeseburger with a large drink.
[Demeter] Why did you cancel my order!
[Apollo] Getting a grilled cheese at a burger joint is offensive to the gods, the human race, and In-n-out. For your dreadful deeds, you still have to pay for me and Thor's meal.
[Thor] Naw its fine watch this. (Clears throat) Are you an appendix cause I have this feeling in my stomach that I should take you out.
[In-n-out worker] Eww no. I need $26.83.
[Apollo and Demeter laugh]
[Thor] That usually always works. No one has any respect for gods these