Chocolate-Ism Religion

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In today’s society there are many different types of religions. What if there was a religion that incorporated something that you love. This why my colleagues and I have created a new religion, Chocolate-ism. Chocolate-ism is a religion based on love and healing. It is believed that Chocolate can mend your broken heart and battle depression. The main focus of this religion is to always be happy with whatever life throws your way, and through chocolate-ism this can be achieved. Followers of Chocolate-ism believe that there are good and evil people in this world. If you’re allergic to chocolate it is said that you are considered evil. In chocolate-ism we believe this because it doesn't make sense for a follower to be allergic to the one …show more content…

Our services are held at chocolate factories, but our main service is at the main chocolate factory in New York. at the beginning of the service when you enter the factory, you will be presented with a chocolate offering. Before you go and take your seat at the service you have to eat your chocolate offering. One myth that is associated with chocolate-ism is that when eating your chocolate you are not allowed to bite down. If you bite down on the chocolate is is considered disrespectful to the father, you must let the chocolate melt in your mouth. After you eat your chocolate offering you must make a cross with your chest, like in catholicism. Instead of saying father, son. holy spirit you say Aztec, Maya, Olmec. On you are seated the father will begin the service. The father will read from our sacred test, the chocolate bible and the true history of chocolate. Throughout the service, when you feel lead to, you have to go to the front of the service and take a drink from the chocolate fountain. This drink will cleanse you of all of you unhappiness. The chocolate will not fully fulfill you unless you leave the fountain with a chocolate mustache. After you leave the service you will feel full of happiness and like a new person. The one commandment that we obey above all is, “respect all kinds of chocolate”. This means that you will not discriminate between white, dark, or milk chocolates. You must treat all chocolates the

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