The Video Tape Scandal: A Short Story

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Xxx the Video Tape Scandal! xxX Therapist Dan: “Did you have any comrades other than Runt?” Me: “In fact, I did. Nonetheless, he was four years older than me.” Therapist Dan: “Tell me about him.” Me: “Well, one summer Sunday we got into some mischief.” Therapist Dan: “What kind of mischief?” I froze as I overheard my parents pull up to the driveway. “Oh my God, My parents are home!” I yelled. “Jeremy, my parents just got home! We need to get that tape out of the VCR!” I shrieked with angst. Before we had a moment to remove the tape, my parents ambled inside with groceries. Jeremy only had enough time to switch off the T.V. and stop the tape! The tape remained inside the VCR! My 14-year-old next-door neighbor, Jeremy Panther, befriended me as soon as we moved into our meth lab home. We hung out inside the residence when my folks left (No, he didn’t stroke my special place, okay). …show more content…

So Jeremy asked if there were any cool movies to view. As he sifted amidst loose VHS tapes underneath the family room T.V. he discovered something rather stunning! It was an 80’s aerobics video cassette tape! He said with enthusiasm, “Hey, this looks cool. Let’s watch it!” When he placed it inside the VCR, our eyes bugged out at a scene of a young woman with brunette frizzy big 80’s hair gagging on a huge, fat, vein embossed and wet slimy cock! At that age, I thought it looked cool… like the most disgusting and interesting cool movie ever. But, after a few more uncomfortable scenes it looked boring and gross to me. Jeremy didn’t concur and was completely amazed by it. I didn’t get

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