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The People's Guide to Knowing your Townies

Loud, Aggressive, Hostile. This crowd of people will not be seen without another beside them. They enjoy walking around in a large group, known to them as a 'crew' or a 'gang' or a 'posse' there are many other names not listed, the reason for this is because townies have a short attention span causing them to create their own imaginative names up when the original gets boring. All types of townie are obnoxious creatures; if you are ever unlucky enough to witness a group of them maintain a running distance. Since most townies are cowards do not fear when walking past one when they are on their own since they only act cocky when they outnumber you. There are …show more content…

The reason for this is because they believe that they are better than anybody else, and start fights for no reason other than making themselves look 'hard'. Their everyday ensemble is a dark blue pair of Addidas joggers with white stripes leading down them. The latest Nike t-shirt is usually worn underneath a humungous thickly padded Nike coat (with hood). With this coat on they believe to themselves that they are as big as the coat, but when removed are as skinny as the average string bean. Like the dying-out tigers, they 'hunt' in packs, looking for a defenceless victim is the highlight of their day, and beating them to the floor is a bonus. This race of townies is extremely cocky, the cockier they are the less tough they are (all talk, no action). If you are ever on your own when facing a gang of these hooligans be sure not to get stopped, run if you can. If you do get stopped you will most probably get a beating.

Rockport Rangers

Rockport rangers aren't people that just wear Rockports, you are given the true Rockport ranger rank when tucking your football socks into a pair of joggers while wearing these expensive shoes. Not only do

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