Script

Movie begins with a young Malcolm X Johnson walking down the side of railroad tracks coming home from school (wardrobe includes propeller hat). he suddenly becomes overwhelmed with need to defecate. Fixing for the release he enters an adjacent wooded area aside the railroad tracks. Optionally, you may already see a big line of Mudd marks down the backside of his pants. Sweating profusely and contemplating the strenuous excretion to come "Malcolm x" hastily stumbles upon the perfect shield of foliage that his subsequent pool of a bowl movement will lie Aloof to. He tears his pants away, the only barrier keeping him from birthing his gift to the world. He crouches down and clutches his buckling knees, this will surly be like no other ride he has taken before. Feces spray from his anus like a dry wall texturing gun, something of a brown eye geyser. This young lad has surly had no fiber in his diet. His once prospering anus becomes exhausted due to the allotted endurance needed to force a mist of feces for this duration, leading to the rim of his deflated brown eye to split. Now sporting a gnarly tear, not only is the "collapsed old lady" of a backside fauceting a girth of curdled feces, but it is blended with gushes of blood. Making for a cocktail perfectly suited for the reception of Jeffery Dahmer himself. An arbitrary announcer lifts himself from beneath the false bush that Malcolm is defecating behind, which has had a door fixed to the bottom of it (wardrobe includes: microphone, Dora explorer style wig, turtleneck, terrible suite, head-gear braces, lipstick sloped all over his face, and unibrow. He also has Down syndrome, his top front teeth stick out of his lips, and he does a very bad asian impression. Also, for no reason he'...

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...colm miraculously makes a turn around. Malcolm gets up slowly, still a little disoriented and begins receiving commandments from Martian. Martian tells Malcolm that his life's goal is to become a world renowned rapper, get money, and to most certainly fuck bitches. From the reaction on Malcolm's face you can tell this epiphany brings him joy and gives his life meaning. Martin also informs Malcolm that he will soon meet a partner in crime that will accompany him in his future endeavors. There after the conversation is brought to an abrupt end, Martin is assassinated by a sniper (no attention is ever brought to the shooter). The bullet decapitates Martin and causes the feces covering his face to spray onto Malcolm's face. Malcolm's only reaction is a shrug the shoulders, he then prances from the woods heading home to share the good news with his parents.

End of scene.