Scientology Personality Report

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I have no real reason to live, Scientology told me

I entered the Castlereigh Street premises of Scientology because my curiosity had been piqued by this article in News Ltd, I took Scientology’s personality test, and the results weren’t good.

With some free time, I accepted the offer to do a personality test. In retrospect, I almost wish I hadn't. As a vocal opponent of Scientology and religious extremism in general, you would have to look hard to find a greater sceptic in regards to this test. Even so, reading the personality report afterwards was quite disturbing, to the extent that I put in down halfway through.

The test asks 200 questions, some mundane and some quite bizarre, which the responses are either yes, maybe or no. Many of …show more content…

Following my assessment, Tim recommended an “urgent” program of Dianetics. Naturally, as such an “extremely critical” person prone to hysteria or even violence, I did not take this lying down. After I had argued with him about my result for 15 minutes or so, and we amicably agreed to disagree, Tim happily bade me farewell and I stepped out onto the footpath of Sydney's CBD.

I'm not sure what to think of the ethics of diagnosing someone as so depressed they must be suicidal, and then letting them loose on the community.

Plainly in need of a second opinion, I sought the advice of Scientology's Brisbane branch. As might be expected, the results were nearly identical.

When challenged as to the science behind the test, Chris, the test administrator claimed the test, the Oxford Capacity Analysis, was developed by Oxford University. Suspecting this was untrue, I asked again. Chris confirmed three times, reassuring me I could trust this test as it was developed by Oxford University.

A quick Wikipedia check confirms the test was not developed by Oxford University, but by L R Hubbard followers Julian Lewis and Ray Kemp in the …show more content…

But my responses to some of the questions would seem to have indicated otherwise.

I answered that I am generally happy, that I often sing or whistle just for the fun of it, find it easy to relax, and that I cope with the everyday problems of living quite well. Surprising that these answers did not mitigate my maximally negative response for depression by even one point.

Scientology has recently built a $57 million facility at Chatswood NSW, replete with soundproof rubber rooms, and intent on treating people with mental issues caused by depression, substance abuse and trauma. Dubbed a "Scientific Wonderland" by Scientologists, the facility is the size of two football fields.

The opening coincided with a Scientology recruitment drive which featured door knocking the local area. The Oxford Capacity Analysis personality tests have long been suspected as a recruitment tool for the Church. Many others have reported similar negative results in their tests, followed by recommendations of urgent treatment using Dianetics books and

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