Moe's Cafe Monologue

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Moe’s Cafe After my trashy car broke down I decided to head toward Moe’s Cafe. I sat down at the first booth on the left. The place looked horrible, there were cockroaches crawling all around the floor. Dust clunks are scattered around the ground. Water leaks from the ceiling from a large brown spot. The cook came out from the kitchen beating sweat from his face. He was not wearing a hairnet nor a hat. He yells at Blanche the waitress to come and take my order. She slowly came over to me and in a raspy voice asked, “What do you want!”. She reminded me of a wrinkled Ms. Piggy. I looked at the menu. It had frog wings, tail burger, hippo tenders, cactus fries, and more gnarley food. I said I will just take a Dr. Pepper. She motioned toward the soda machine on the other side of the room. She told me to go to Moe to pay. I walked over to the soda machine. On my way there I noticed that there were dried …show more content…

I finished the brownie in five painful swallows. I must have passed out after this because I did not remember anything from that time for about an hour. I woke up to find Blanche has brought over a plate of fried cactus and walked away before I had a chance to tell her that I had not ordered any food. Since this was the first time I had finally gotten used to the weird look of the place, I had the time to discover six specific smells roaming the cafe. It reeked of grease, heavy salt, the inside of a restroom, thick black mold that grew on the wall, garbage, and what seemed to smell like a pig’s den. After I got over the terrible smell, I looked down at my food. It looked like fried pickles but with long spines protruding from the light breading. It also had this kind of green slime reflecting on it. I get up from my booth and run out the front door. Moe yells at me that I need to pay, I scream back that I left a twenty on the table, and yes, you can keep the

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