Chez Omelette Monologue

Greetings , I am Omelette. I will tell you a tale of my younger self. I was in my dwelling in Chez Omelette. Bernardo was humming a song by Selena Gomez as he always did before the dinner rush. I was studying for my Algebra test, curse the Pythagorean theorem! Then I heard a loud clatter, I ran into the kitchen and saw a short comedic man with a mustache resembling a moose in a cheese grader, and he was holding a large bag, “must be the delivery guy.” I said. So I put on my waiter outfit and started serving the famous cheese omelets.

I needed more Omelets for the starved, yet very fat, customers, and I saw something horrific Claudius and my mom… sharing recipes! A man can die but once. This man is the liking of my uncle. I screamed in a horrorous high pitched squeal! Polonius popped out of one of the doors and yelled, “My lady, are you okay?!” to my mother. “Why Polonius, do you not see the sharing of recipes in front of your eyes?” He denied my claim and went back to his miniscule dwelling. And so began the time of sadness. I went back to my room and studied for my algebra test.

Although I did not believe her, I'm a teenager, why should I care about my dad? So I went to bed. I got a D minus on the algebra test. I was at my Hamlet, sulking, and pondering what a Hamlet was, and I heard Bernardo talking to himself, I listened. They stole my Dad, Claudius paid them to do it, Adele and Beyonce made a girl power album! I now know, Bernardo had weird taste in music & Claudius took my father! I was outraged! the day afterward, I told my mother and she asked if I was feeling SICK! Really women?! I’m a grown teenager have some respect. I’m already super mature, hey have you seen my fake snot