Dunkin Donuts Monologue

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All that you need to know is that if a bumblebee ever comes up to you in Dunkin’ Donuts, it might want a medium French Vanilla iced coffee with three creams and three sugars. If you don’t give the bug its beverage, you might leave the coffee shop with a new hole in your body, one that’s stinging, itchy, and a blotchy crimson that definitely won’t disappear for a couple of hours. This is just a fair warning for you coffee lovers out there: do not anger the bees. There are many types of insects that are yellow and black, but do not, I repeat, do not assume that what you are seeing is a mostly harmless bumblebee, and that therefore grabbing its hindquarters will allow you to temporarily immobilize it. For instance, you might be grabbing an ant …show more content…

They just don’t want your curious eyes on their striped bodies, and they’ll make sure you know that by sticking their hindquarters into your skin. So it definitely wasn’t my fault when I was stung while sipping at my medium French Vanilla iced coffee with three creams and three sugars, minding my own business while my best friend ranted on about something that obviously wasn’t that important because I don’t remember now. Summer had just begun; we were enjoying our first few stress free weeks of summer, speaking of summer assignments we received and vacations that were going to be had. It must’ve been at least two in the afternoon since I never get up before noon during the months I have off from my education, but my best friend and I had been hanging out for a while leading up to the trip to Dunkin’ Donuts. We were just minding our own business when abruptly, my friend quivered in her seat, her eyes wide with fright. Naturally, I glanced behind me because I hadn’t seen nor heard what she was suddenly so scared of, so of course whatever it was must’ve been to my back. I turned slowly, setting my coffee down on the table in front of us, and searched for whatever it was that set her off. But I only caught sight of a small fruit fly zooming around my head, so I swatted at it until it flew somewhere else to fulfill its

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