"Meet the Spartans": Save Your Money

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According to The Internet Movie Database, Meet the Spartans, directed by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer and released in 2008 by 20th Century Fox, was a comedy war film. I cannot believe 20th Century Fox labeled this a comedy war film because after the first ten minutes of this film instead of laughing I got angry. Last time I checked a comedy is not supposed to make film goers mad. Charging $7.50 or more to see Meet the Spartans is a travesty. This film is not worth paying to see because of the far-fetched scenes and the lack of original artistic dialogue.

Meet the Spartans is another story of the historic war against Persia. The movie starts out with a Spartan inspecting babies to see which one is worthy enough to be accepted as a Spartan soldier. Leonidas (Sean Maguire) is chosen because of his six-pack, biceps, and beard as a baby. As a teenager Leonidas (Zachary Dylan Smith) is sent out into the wild to survive the brutal winter. While training, Leonidas is informed by a messenger (Phil Morris) sent by the Persians that Xerxes (Ken Davitian) wants the Spartan’s to surrender. Leonidas then leads an army of thirteen Spartans to battle Persia. One injured soldier (Jareb Dauplaise) is sent back to Sparta to order more troops while Leonidas and his soldiers go to war with the Persians in a dance contest with the Spartan’s winning the war. However, Xexeres trips on his extension cord, crushing the surviving Spartans. The injured soldier, who left before the last battle, returns to Sparta to tell the people what happened.

Meet the Spartans includes a lot of far-fetched scenes. For example, within the first five minutes a Spartan is inspecting babies to see which baby is worthy of being a Spartan soldier and the first baby checke...

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...agers to flock like sheep to the movie because of the popularity of other teenagers going to see it would more than likely attract more.

Feeling less intelligent for having viewed this steaming pile would be an understatement. Meet the Spartans was a very painful film to watch because I was desperately searching for laughs. The movie is barely an hour-long, even with the twenty minutes of alternate out-takes left out of the movies. I would not recommend this film to anyone over the age of 21 or anyone with some maturity for that matter. Although there are a few chuckles, they are hard to hear over the ear bursting groans. The shameless popular culture references wears thin very quickly. If nothing else, acting students watching this movie can feel very talented by comparison to anything on-screen because of the robotic voices that the actors use.

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