Humorous Wedding Speech

“Ah!” I exclaimed in dysphoria as the front page of my very discreet and classified business report flew away in the wind. My boss, specially known as Oswald Orca who is the biggest retired astronaut billionaire in all of Chimera, was going to be hostile and mimp all day now that I lost my huge business report. All I could do was run down 67th Street, screaming at the top my lungs phrases such as, “Come back here!” and “Someone help me!” To my astonishment, some did indeed help me catch my paper. As my adrenaline died down, I found my ability to speak. “Thank you so much for helping me… uh… stranger,” I breathed, obviously displaying my credible lack of athleticism.

“Lily. You are absolutely welcome. It is great to help damsels in distress such

“Miss Amra, we would like to ask for your blessing for our marriage,” Lil stated professionally, not a hint of fear in her voice.

“Miss… Lily, was it… I am glad you have found the love of your life as you so say, but this is prohibited by law,” she proclaimed, with a sense of revulsion in her tone. “I will not speak of this again with you, you cannot get married, predators and prey cannot do such thing together,” she continued, with a sense of forewarning. Before we could get scolded even more from this stern feline, we bolted out of the doors. Lily left with tears streaming down her little furry face. I will not let this stupid law keep us apart, and I will go to her house tonight, and every night as long a I live.

Likewise to what I had promised myself, I went to Lily’s house everyday, and she did not object to me coming there. We laughed, cried, and once in awhile sang aubades to each other that we wrote ourselves. All I know was that I loved her, she loved me, and those were the most eumoirous moments of my