Humorous Wedding Speech

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Congrats on your new job! How was your half marathon? I met this dude in Islamabad who is an ultra runner. His warm up run was 25 miles. This is an abnormal hobby. It can't be healthy for your knees/joints to beat on them like that. Congrats on being married! I'm very happy for you. You're young, no rush into having children. But when you do I bet your kids will be ultra cute. Babies and young children put a smile on my face. Those little ones are so cute and innocent. Tori is 24 already? Tell her happy birthday for me. If she's 24, what does that make you? lol. It was just yesterday when we were having fun in Mauritius and Beijing. You were like 20 then. Athens is great, it's an hour flight from Cyprus and well, a place

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