Hammer Throw Persuasive Speech

When Thor throws his hammer, he is "serving justice"
When I throw a hammer I Have anger management issues because I hate the hammer throw. (but I might serve a knock to the head)
It shouldn't be in the Olympics.
I'm going to persuade you by this evidence (dumb some of them):

You're probably thinking “hammer throw. What are you talking about?”.
Well, that's another reason to take it out of the Olympics. Because you don't know what it is.
Maybe I should tell you-you swing a hammer throw the thing around and let it go as far you can.

Why should we throw it away you're asking?
Trump will support hammer throwing for as a torturing method when he's president.
For another thing, it's old. It's been around since 1866. And now we have better ways

You think old people = weak, young = strong; another way round.
A 77-year-old Val Worrell is from Australia is a multi world gold medalist at hammer throw. How hard can it be? Why have it in the Olympics if it's easy for a 77-year-old! She's won over 500 medals!!! So if your young don't bother because;
“They say it takes 50,000 throws to make it so you can throw over 80 meters,” former US champion Jake Freeman said. “I’ve got, maybe 15,000 throws? And I’ve been doing this a long time, for years.” so you could maybe never beat the record.

The name is a big problem. Hey, why has the builder's tool throwing contest!? It might of well have been a nail shooting contest or saw horse riding!? Or trump nail punching!

People hating school will love this; Hammer throwing has proven to be bad for education as it Impacts on growing brains especially when you get hit in your head with one. One guy got hit in the head with one and thought he was fine (dumb) but he was killed by brain swelling. Which doesn't make your brain bigger? So get hit in the head and you won't have to go to school!

Hammer throw is bad for you because hammer throwers are fat. Because