Waking Up Monologue

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We can all agree that the first thing anyone thinks after waking up Monday morning is "fuck". If you don't do that, you're either really rich, psychopath or Youtuber. Or maybe all three? But today I woke up, and the first thought in my mind was "What a wonderful morning!". You wonder why? Well, me too. I immediately screamed bloody murder because was my mind just invaded by an early bird demon? And believe it or not, my mind answered with panicked "Where am I? What's happening?". So I did the only logical thing there was to do - fainted. Thankfully I was just laying in bed, fall to the floor would be just way too much. When I came back, I thought that previous events have been a dream or a hallucination. Which, well, maybe I was still …show more content…

Why did you made me ask if you're possesed, and what is "our" local spot and why should I know where it is? - Well... - Ellie for the first time sounded like she wasn't confident - just don't freak out, okay? I know this is pretty bizzare to you, but things are about to get even weirder. I'm actually demon hunter, but not like "let's save the world" kind of way, I take contracts, often from other demons or other creatures. By the way, demons exist. WHAT.THE.FUCK. Even if I didn't lose my mind, Ellie most certainly did? Demon hunter? What does she think it is, episode of Supernatural? Demons don't exist. I mean, someone else just breaking into your mind shouldn't be possible either, but here we are... Hey, I didn't "break" into your mind, I like my own body perfectly fine. I know this is a lot to take, so just shut up and let me tell you everything. I, myself, I'm kind of human, but not really. If I were your average person, I wouldn't stood a chance againts demon. There aren't much of us anymore, at least in this realm, there aren't much demons left and a lot of people were left without both a job and a purpose in life, so they migrated. I stayed for my grandma, but she died a few days …show more content…

It's whole race that has different versions running around, and they aren't like, lord of hell evil types. They are stone cold bussinesmans though. Good in manipulating and can completely turn you around. Sounds a lot like my first and last ex-boyfriend. What? Gross... demons don't engage in relationships with humans. We have standards. We? Well... I'm a demon hunter, which sounds way cooler than it is, but I'm part demon myself with those mutations. And what do you mean that you have standards? What is wrong with humans? No, no, I didn't mean it that way, it's just... you're all so fragile, and easy to break, not to mention kinda weak compared to us. Like children. Which mis what makes it gross. And it's real world, not some Twilight-esque love story, why would demons even want humans, when they can have other demons? Too much coming out, sharing secrets, and you're all so vanilla... I don't know whatever to be offended or not. Preferably don't. Belive me, we demons aren't best catches either, with our deformations, weird powers and time to time homicidal attacks. Also way too much

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