The Condemned Satire

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Condemned isn't quite the movie that I was pitched. People trapped inside a condemned building with zombies seemed like a pretty generic idea for a zombie flick. But what the Condemned actually delivers is actually far greater, with significantly less zombie though in my opinion. The zombie genre is incredibly broad, and so I have a hard time to argue against these being zombies. But if I had to compare them to a zombie style thus far, I would compare them to the rage zombies from 28 weeks later. My personal view of zombies has always been tied more closely with Romero's work and the Return of the Living Dead franchise. But that's just me.

Condemned opens with rich girl Maya (Dylan Penn), hiding in her closet as her parents fight while on the phone with her boyfriend Dante (Ronen Rubinstein). Dante convinces Maya to run away to New York to live with him, which she does. After sneaking into a bar to watch his band play and meet some of his friends, Loki (Honor Titus) and Loki's girlfriend Alexa (Genevieve Hudson-Price). After which they return to their apartment, which is located in a condemned building as they state that living in the city is simply to expensive. When the enter the building they're greeted by Shynola (Anthony Chrisholm), along with some of the buildings other colorful occupants. Including but not limited to, a pair of junkies Tess (Lydia Hearst) and Vince (Jon Abrahams), …show more content…

As here the inhabitants of condemned building retain both their personalities and intelligence. Mostly and rather than blows to the heads killing them, any way you would normally kill a person works just fine on them. Though they do seem a little more resilient to damage, but mostly due to being so crazy. As their fight or flight responses have ratchet up to extreme levels while being subject to server hallucinations to the point where they can not longer differentiate between what's real and what

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