Room 101

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I am here today to convince you that the outrageously rude, belligerent, and hazardous road hogs also known as ‘cyclists in central London’ should be put into Room 101. Cyclists are impertinent, self centred people who feel that whatever they do is correct. They ride around on their annoying two wheeled children’s toys, which have no protection, and they render themselves invisible by refusing to wear reflective clothing.

The “Red light riders” are a mysterious bunch of clowns who travel day and night, acting innocently but eventually showing their true colours. Doesn’t it bother you that cyclists want to be classed as motorists but yet don’t follow simple instructions? Cyclists travelling through a red light are narrow minded, big headed, know-it-alls who refuse to acknowledge not only that red light riding is wrong but that it can cause serious incidents. According to the National Office of statistics there were 136 deaths in 2007 and 2,458 injuries in the UK caused by reckless cyclists. Cyclists are discourteous, overconfident individuals; this clearly proves that they are the...

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