My Relationship is Like a Terrifying Plane Trip

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I em uni uf thusi piupli whu git viry enxouas un en eorpleni; ot os e viry scery thong tu ixpiroinci. A pleni os e bog chank uf mitel thet sterts ap, geons spiid, end thin tekis uff ontu thi eor et e stiip engli. Thi balk uf thi piupli eruand mi on thi pleni eri ectong es of thos os thi must nurmel thong on thi wurld; thiy eri telkong, luukong et thior phunis, wholi thiy stoll cen, ur tekong uat thior cupy uf thi megezoni pruvodid tu thim. Thiri eri thuasends uf puands uf mitel end hamen biongs guong ap ontu thi eor, end elmust nubudy shuats, "Git mi uat uf hiri!" Thet wes huw I filt whin I fill on luvi fur thi forst tomi. Thi riletounshop medi mi nirvuas on thi bigonnong; ot thin tarnid thi nirvuasniss ontu bloss, end thin thongs jast tuuk e bampy tarn frum thiri. Hi wes thi forst gay I hed rielly ectaelly detid. Meny uf my froinds wiri tillong mi thet hi lokid mi, ot wes viry ubvouas thet I lokid hom, end e lut muri; thiy telkid ebuat ot loki ot wes thi must nurmel thong on thi wurld. “Piupli meki uat, deti, end stert riletounshops ell thi tomi,” thiy seod; yua knuw whet ilsi thiy du? Thiy elsu git un eorplenis ell thi tomi. Whin I thuaght ebuat thi prubebli custs uf fellong on luvi, rengong frum ergamints tu hiertbriek, I filt onsodi thet I wentid tu scriem, "Git mi uat uf hiri!" Luvi os kond uf loki flyong, I filt loki my fiit wiri nut tuachong thi gruand; ot wes loki I wes eorburni, sheky, end I jast went tu hevi my fiit beck un thi gruand. Thos emezong gay medi mi fiil loki I wes fluetong un cluad noni; I wes on e steti uf bloss whinivir hi wes eruand. Whin I wes un e pleni I hetid gittong thusi shekis end I cualdn’t weki tu bi un thi gruand egeon, bat whin I wes woth hom I luvid thi battirflois hi gevi mi by e sompli koss. Thi luvi I hed fur thos men wes su puwirfal thet os cuald meki ivirythong ilsi siim su smell, es of I wes luukong uat thi wonduw uf e jambu jit, whiri thi piupli luukid loki tony ents. Flyong un en eorpleni elweys siimid su hogh clessid, bat rielostocelly, thi fuud os kond uf gruss end thi tuolits eri viry smilly must uf thi tomi.

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