Humorous Wedding Speech: An Old Man's Best Friend

You asked me to tell you what's going on, and although I would've liked to tell you in person, I thought if I wrote it all down nothing would be forgotten and I wouldn't be swayed by what you had to say. I don't want you to take this as me trying to hurt you, this is me telling you exactly what's been going on to hopefully give you some closure. I am going to be brutely honest, I feel used, manipulated, and taken advantage of. I can tell you where it all originated, it was our double date. From there it has been a constant downward spiral. I've been told for awhile that our relationship is toxic because I was always giving and it seemed that you were always taking. I never believed it, because you're my best friend, why would you ever do that.

Tommy treats you the way he does because he sees what you've done and how you've made me feel, and he doesn't have a problem showing his hatred. I, on the other hand, am a coward in that aspect because to this day I still try and see it from your side, and I question if it is my fault. I hide how I feel because I don't want to hurt you or cause unwanted drama. You give me nasty looks when Tommy is around, or when I bring Tommy up, yet you tell me that you're happy for me. You put me down, yet you say that you're happy for me. You screamed at me for calling your ex-boyfriend an asshole, after he broke your heart, but have no problem bashing my boyfriend while we're dating, and often doing it right in front of my face. I understand that Tommy does the same thing, I am not condoning what he does, but I expected more from you. It was wrong of me to not stand up for you, but I took his side because I knew he was right. I hear from people, people I'm not even close to, that you are questioning my decision to be with Tommy, and that you don't understand why I love him so much. How can you call yourself my best friend when you say/do the things you