Humorous Wedding Speech

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I have known Brittany for not to long and for her to ask me to do this for her was honestly so honoring. Preparing this speech was something I felt that I needed to perfect and make sure it made sense but if you get it or not I at least know that Brittany will always understand me so here we go. Brittany ,my friend, that I will always enjoy a good laugh with even though there isn't much to laugh about. You have been someone really big in my life and there isn't a person in the world that could tell you how much I appreciate you. Well let's start from the beginning 7th grade during Iflight in math I saw you and you sat with me and to be honest i thought you were stuck up and was the type of person who doesn't care about anyone and I was not …show more content…

8th grade year you had to switch your core classes and ended up in mine and it all went down hill from there we became amazing friends when ever I need advice or help with a situation you are there and I got some good friends, but there is something about you that makes you different and that makes me happy because you have a little bit of everything, your the whole package I know we have different opinions sometimes but our motto is to always agree to disagree, and trust me we disagree a lot but we have learned to agree on it. Brittany and I always have an opinion on anything we each do and wheather it may be rude or nice we still will always have to disagree and we are fine with it but one thing we always will be able to agree on is to laugh at the simplest things in life. I remember this one time we went to a mall and walked into a store called Cotten on and omg if you have ever been into cotton on you know they run their pant sizes very small. I very confidently grabbed a pair of pants that was my size and to our surprise I'm pretty sure it could have fit my dog they were just so small and only for that reason we laughed for the next 10 min Now maybe that story doesn't make you laugh but trust me if you were there it was funny either way I just wanted you to get a taste of how Brittany and I get

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