Humorous Wedding Speech

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Anastasia, I think I need to speak to you in a clear term that you’ll understand in your thick skull. 1. I’m not your husband so to make the argument that I’m marrying to you is quite silly, preposterous, and flummoxing because at it stand I don’t even know you nor ever see you before expect to fake pictures. So how the heck you’ll be making a silly yet a stupid argument. 2. I think I’ve been so generous and give you the opportunity to call me and send me e-mail so you think you have the gravitas and the audacity to ask me more money as if I worked at the bank of Russian Federation. If you are definitely looking for free biz go and work hard dimwits. 3. I don’t want you anymore so don’t count on me and don’t ever consider coming to me visit because I don’t need a person like you type around me. silly, if you don’t have money go and work hard for it because I am not your bank. 4. …show more content…

So far, I’ve first sent you $500, then $1,200, and then $2,000. If you add all those moneys, you received total to $3,700. I think you have had enough for selling me your student pictures. I’ve not intended to be buying your silly pictures any longer. 5. If have you been summoned to your fake, what have your fake bank has to do with me? if you know what is good for you, then respect yourself if not I’ll send a thunder to strike you dead. Because I can unclench omen and ogre on you. Be careful

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