Euphemism Of Bumping Fuzzies In 'Sonnet 48'

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47. Sitting on the floor, Adam had his shorts around his ankles while some girl sat on his knee, with her skirt hitched up around her hips. And you know the worst part? Adam just looked at me, winked and carried on, as though it were nothing out of the ordinary for him to be bumping fuzzies with some insanely attractive girl inside a library. (Bumping fuzzies being, of course, the silly euphemism that Adam always uses for sex on his radio show.) 48. The weirdest part about all of this is that I don’t even know the name of the girl that Adam was with. I never saw her again. And, even though I’ve heard Adam talk about some of the girls that he used to know, (read: girls that he has bumped fuzzies with,) I cannot put a face to any of them.

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