Definition Essay: Red And White

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There is a red and white tent, a huge red and white tent. Inside, there are straw bales, banners, ladies in summer dresses. There are chairs and tables, long tables with tablecloths, red and white. Everything is red and white. The ladies’ dresses are red and white. The sweetheart cookies are red and white. The straw bales are yellow, and the grass is green. It is a beautiful Sunday afternoon. A man in a top hat walks from table to table, sampling each entry. His tongue cracks flaky crusts and tastes apple pie, ripe rhubarb and cran-apples, chokecherry jam. Plum jelly leaves a trail all the way down his throat. Top-hat salivates, munches and swallows. As he tastes each slice, each loaf, he feels the blue ribbon in his breast pocket, throbbing …show more content…

Salad: tomatoes, carrots, peas, peppers, beans, kale, squash, melons, pumpkins, and freshly-harvested artichoke. Main Course: A tartar steak, cooked purslane leaf, brussels sprouts, broccoli, swiss chard, sauerkraut, fresh caviar, fried chicken, fig paste, meatloaf, roast duck, raw salt pork, a side of backfat, venison, elk, mountain sheep, antelope, twelve dumplings, seven lobsters, a pair of ducks, a double-serving of terrapin, a loaf of Hawaiian bread, eighteen yards of black pudding, four hundred pigeons. A pie filled only with birds that can imitate the human voice. A Babe Ruth rookie card. The magazine rack from the doctor’s office. A tin of motor oil. Light bulbs. Razor Blades. A human baby. Leo Tolstoy’s gravestone. A space-ship. Two diamond mines. Six of the seven ancient wonders of the world, excluding the Colossus. The Roman alphabet. Heaven. Magic. Her own skull. The rings of Saturn. To drink: A proper wine. After supper: pies in her pie-hole, corn dogs in her corn-hole, lady fingers in her …show more content…

An overhang light illuminates a garbage barrel, its lid is shaped like a clown’s head. A little boy staggers away from the spinning tea cups and clutches the clown’s cheeks. He puts his face in the barrels great open smile. Flush. A strawberry snow cone and half a corn dog spray out through his mouth and nose. The face eats what the little boy feeds it. It receives. Little boy gives. His face is turning red now, his nose running with snot and vomit while his eyes water up and bulge out. Seconds turn into minutes and finally he is released from the experience. The little boy overhears his dad lecturing a carny who had witnessed the event. He says “that foam reminds me of the last time I drank Guinness. I spent the night with an Irish whore in Belfast and woke up in a state of sleep paralysis. I puked on my own face until I almost drowned. Lucky the whore woke up or I’d be dad for sure.” “Did you say dad?” asks the carny. “Oh, did I? Ha, I meant

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