job-Interview-Questions-funnyInterview is an important part in a person’s life, since it decides his or her future career, but at times they end up being a funny weird experience. Here are few samples of funny job interview stories that will surely bring smile in your hearts, with a piece of knowledge as well.
A well-qualified guy attended an interview and when the interviewer asked him the reason to quit his previous job. He started to abuse and rake about his ex-boss with fuming words for the next 5 minutes. The interviewer with a smile said to the applicant that his ex-boss is her fiancé. After hearing this, the applicant became dumb for one minute with a blank blood drained expression. Of course he was not hired!
A person applied for the customer care job and was summoned for an interview. After series of questions the interviewer asked him one thing that annoys him about the customer care job position. The candidate immediately replied, “The fact to deal with real people”. You can clearly guess the fate of the candidate. Yes he was not appointed!
An applicant put up huge poste...
lied to an inspector telling him, "We got a sick ol' lady. We got to get her to
Captain Omar Naranjo, the Applicants immediate supervisor, has known the Applicant for five years. Captain Omar Naranjo stated the Applicant was hired as a non-career lifeguard manning a lifeguard tower; however, because of his professionalism, dependability and leadership skills he is current working at headquarters as a dispatcher. The Applicant is described as being level headed and handles himself well under stressful situations. He is dependable and always shows up for work on time and when scheduled. Accepts additional responsibilities when
In this case, Taylor who was the Vice President of Meritor Bank hired Vinson as a teller for Meritor Savings Bank. For Taylor, there was an instant attraction to Vinson and he pursued her sexually. Vinson started meeting Taylor outside of work and the relationship grew to be of the sexual nature. Taylor, being her boss, started showing possessive displays of affection within the work place in front of job candidates and current employees. Taylor then suggested that Vinson apply for a higher-ranking job he supervised. Vinson deliberated on it, decided to interview, and was then promoted. Taylor and Vinson had many sexual encounters, 40-50 times, during the course of her employment with the bank. Taylor started getting more aggressive with his impromptu barrage of sexual encounters in places like the women's bathroom. When Vinson notified Taylor that she had developed and was embarking on a relationship with another male, Tay...
In Nickel and Dimed we discover how Barbara uses many writing techniques in order to compel the reader to commiserate with the low wage worker. When applying for a job at a local supermarket, she notices that the interview process is done by the computer. Barbara is in shock and writes, “apparently, no human on the premises is deemed capable of representing the corporate point of view” (13). This demonstrates Barbara sarcasm to point out that it seems that no person can select the time to identify whether someone is suitable for a job. On the other hand, Barbara uses more sarcasm when she first walks into Jerry’s, a local eatery, where she is thinking to applying. Barbara’s first opinion of the restaurant is by stating, “everything you might eat if eating had no bodily consequences-the cheese fries, the chicken-fried steaks, the fudge-laden desserts-only here every bite must be paid for one way o...
Maria DeSimone, 40 years old; wife and mother of two children of Palm Bay, Florida, was refused employment at the establishment in which she applied to. The circumstances surrounding the case were as follows. Ms. DeSimone possessed two years of previous restaurant experience, she applied for a position at Texas Roadhouse of Palm Bay to the manager of the facility. When she never heard back from the manager (who said he would get back to her); she happened to be discussing the situation with a friend; the friend told her that Texas Roadhouse had just hired her 19-year-old daughter to the position in which she had just applied for. Previously when she had not heard back from the manager about the position, he told her that “they weren’t hiring at this time” (Lee and Hymowitz,
Friends since college, Mr. Slater and Mr. Morris are top salespersons at a car dealership; both were recently in competition for a promotion to Assistant Sales Manager along with a third top salesperson, Kelly Kapowski. On Monday August 25, sales manager Brett Belding informed Mr. Slater that his interview was cancelled citing that Mr. Slater was not “manager material,” and referenced Mr. Slater’s behavior via Facebook as irresponsible.
"Those of us in the first American generations have had to figure out how the invisible world the emigrants built around our childhoods fit in solid America." Maxine Hong Kingston is a native of Stockton, California, born in 1940. The essay, "No Name Woman", was taken from her book ,"The Woman Warrior" (1976). Kingston is , in her everyday life, surrounded by "ghosts" from her past cultural heritage. The role identity concept parallels Ms. Kingston's essay. In the role identity concept, factors surrounding us in our daily life are continuously shaping and reshaping who we are and what we will become. In this concept, taken from the structural school of symbolic interaction, we tend to conform our sense of self to adapt to individual social situations as we are exposed to them. The theory in the concept of role identity is that we all play different "roles" in society, on various levels , which can include our families, our workplaces, our peers, daily experiences, and even within ourselves. Therefore, we are continuously changing and evolving into our "sense of self". Kingston, born a Chinese-American, struggles with her sense of self as she attempts to balance her American lifestyle with that of her Chinese family's rich cultural beliefs; although, even as she begins to accept her "role identity" within her family structure, as an author, she realizes that she will be "haunted", merely by writing about it.
It is very rare that a book can be so compelling that it changes the way you think. Daniel Kahneman achieved this in his groundbreaking book Thinking, Fast and Slow. In his work, Kahneman challenges common notions of human psychology by offering a unique perspective of why we make certain decisions. Based off his contributions throughout his career, Kahneman compiles his experimental findings on human behavior into a complete manual to the human mind. The book delves into human nature and cognition, how we process our decisions and in what frame of mind do we create our perception of the world. More specifically, Kahneman deals with the irrationality of the way we think that leads to biases, mental shortcuts and defense mechanisms. His findings not only acts as an informative self-help but questions the very nature of everyday life.
Main policing procedures in Germany are divided into three different categories. The Federal Police which is called Bundespolizei, the State Police called Laenderpolizei and the Federal Criminal Police Office called Bundeskriminalamt. The Federal Police is secondary to the Ministry of the Interior. The Federal Police join forces within the existing security systems on the foundation of security, the police joins partnerships with the police services of the federal states, other security system of the federation and the federal states, as well as with foreign border authorities. The German court process is made up of both federal constitutional court (Bundesverfassunggericht), which interprets the constitution, and a federal supreme court (Bundesgerichtshof), which is an appeals court.
someone with a D of getting the job if they applied for the same job.
Since both applicants are so well qualified, the department is having difficulty determining which one of them should receive the job, especia...
This is not just a story about a nineteen-year-old guy trying to impress a group of girls by quitting his job, but it is also a story describing in detail the day this nineteen-year-old realizes that sometimes, in
One of the growing trends in teen drug use today is the abuse of over the counter (OTC) drugs. There are a lot reasons that teenagers choose to abuse OTC drugs. One main reason is because drug stores makes it easier to get a hold of them rather than illegal drugs. Also, these OTC drugs are often referred to as "safer" than illegal drugs. For majority of teens, using over the counter drugs gives them “a buzz” or it helps them stay awake while studying. Which is not a problem in their mind, but every time any over the counter drugs or medications are consumed for something other than what it has been created for, or taking a dosage higher than the recommended dose, abuse of that drug has now taken place. The abuse of OTC drugs are starting to increasingly play a bigger part of the teenage culture. Unfortunately, lots of these teens fail to realize that they are endangering their wellbeing when they abuse OTC drugs.
They have come up with possible candidates however, one in particular has come across as too nice which is something that the company wants to stay away from. Being too nice usually allows others to run over you or lets them slack off because you want to be a people pleaser instead of a manager. Being too nice is not a quality that most companies want as a manager of a company.
I then asked him, If he thought that he would get a graduate degree in the future and to explain why. He mentioned, that probably in a year or two he would likely go to law school. He then explained that Law School would allow him to gain more knowledge about the Criminal Justice system. Next, I asked him to explain his current position. He expressed that he is currently a court clerk for the Baltimore County Circuit Court. In addition, I asked how long has he been working as a court clerk? He informed me that he has been working as a court clerk for about a year. During the Interview, I questioned Mr. Schindler about his duties and responsibilities as a court clerk. He told me that as a clerk he sits in on court cases. In addition, he has the opportunity to help judges with court proceedings by documenting what may take place in a specific case. Next, I asked him what he liked most about his position. He happily explained that he enjoyed interacting with the judges the most. I then asked him to explain his dislikes of his current position. He replied by saying that he did not have any dislikes about his job. Also, I asked him about mission of his