O 'Flattery': A Short Story

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When my wife began to lose her mind, I discovered our guardian angels had been talking to each other. I found it out when my wife accidentally started a fire in the kitchen. Trying to extinguish the blaze, she threw a paper bag onto the flames. Before she could scream, I felt something insisting I rush into the kitchen. Picking up the frying pan, I set it in the sink and doused the flames with the extinguisher. If my wife and I had been Irish, our neighbors would have said, Lord, deliver us from the fury of the O’Flattery’s; and I must confess that I was thinking of yelling or screaming, but my guardian angel put the words, “No harm, no foul,” into my mouth; and once said, I had to live with them. For the first time since we were married,

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