Junot Diaz's How To Date A Browngirl, Blackgirl

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Junot Diaz’s “How to Date a Browngirl, Blackgirl, Whitegirl, or Halfie” centers on a young boy giving advices about readiness for a date. The boy, Junior, is the only main character of the story. He is trying to win the hearts of the local girls. Social Class and ethnicity are the main factors he considers. Although Junior is very young, has the ability to give advices like an adult. He knows that if he lies, he can get what he wants. The first paragraph opens up with him telling her mother he is sick. Even though her mother knows he is lying, he is stuck with his story until finally she accedes to let him stay at home. Junior is a persistent boy. He is clever. His way of gaining a woman overall, depends on where does she comes …show more content…

“If the girl’s from Terrace stack the boxes behind the milk. If she’s from the Park or Society Hill hide the cheese in the cabinet above the oven, way up where she’ll never see (2)”. He guides himself basing on motto of one has to act different depending upon the race and social class of the person hi is courting. His abilities to pretend to be someone he is not are advanced. Also, he makes sure that humiliating pictures don’s stand in his way. “Take down any embarrassing photos of your family in the campo… (3)” Junior cares about what those girls think of him. He tries to have everything straight in the house. “Make sure the bathroom is presentable (3)”.H e is all about the image and first impression; even if that means hiding the trash. “Put the basket with all the crapped-on toilet paper under the sink. Spray the bucket with Lysol, then close the cabinet”. He has everything plans out. He pretends knowing their parent’s actions and even the questions they are going to ask. He also determines the girl’s behavior, or at least what the reader should expect of …show more content…

Junior likes girls but he does not have the courage to talk to the parents on the phone. “Call her house and when her father picks up ask if she’s there. He’ll ask, Who is this? Hang up”. He suggests not to get involve. Everything is about shallowness. Panic is not a problem for Junior. “Look, she’ll say. My mom wants to meet you. She’s got herself all worried about nothing. Don’t panic. Say, Hey, no problem” (8-9). He makes assumptions as if he knows all the men in the world. He assumes he is right and everyone agrees with him. “The white ones are the ones you want the most…” (9). The entire story is constructed by a set of directions supported by objectives truth (If she is this, she will act this way). He acts in certain situations like a coward. He is not always the brave person who has all the answers to all the questions. “Hope that you don’t run into your nemesis…” (11). “Let Him talk. Howie weights about two hundred pounds and could eat you if he wanted” (12). Junior is not always the confident boy we are used to see from the beginning of the story. He confesses he is not good talking to people that he doesn’t know. He also uses acting techniques and knows what to say if a Halfie (one type of girl he talks about) talks about his parents and life. “Put down your hamburger and say, It must have been

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