Humorous Wedding Speech

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Goodmorning everybody, & Hey Sis! Have I ever called you that before? I think somewhere along the lines of calling you annoying and bossy I never remembered to call you “Sis,” but you are—and always have been—the best sister a girl could've grown up with. Sooo this speech obviously goes you my older & crazy sister Cathy! I want to start off by saying a few things and by thanking you. I’ve been staring at my paper trying to come up with the perfect words to tell you, the best advice I can give that you are supposed to give someone on their wedding day. But damn, You’re finally getting married! You are now starting a new chapter in your life and I am beyond honored that I am able to see you and be with you on this day and share this moment with

Humorous Wedding Speech
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Hola Diana,I hope you are ok, I noticed on the world weather forecast yesterday, they said it was 16c there but it was due to get colder soon. It's been warm and humid today for a change, so I got in the garden. We have a saying, "to want your cake and eat it" as in, if you eat the cake you won't have it anymore, yours means more if you don't know which you want you'll lose both I think.? Nigel Farage isn't a Conservative, he is in the UKIP party, and was it's leader until a few days ago.
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Humorous Wedding Speech
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A huge part of the post-grad life is attending all of the benchmark events of your friends and acquaintances. But if I can be rather blunt with you, I don't want to go to your Jack and Jill bridal shower. I don't want to go to your engagement party. I will go to your bachelor party because that goes without saying. But if you have a kid, can I just send a card?
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Humorous Wedding Speech
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Thank you all for coming. Some of you have traveled far and wide to be here today. Some of you drove and some of you even flew to all be in the same room today, all so we could celebrate the love of these two-amazing people. On behalf of the bridesmaids and myself we would like to recognize and thank Amy DeBellis, _____ and Kathy Zarwi for being such wonderful hosts!
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Humorous Wedding Speech
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In a few hours, you'll become more than a fiancée, more than a partner; you'll become my missus, a significant other. Right here, right now, we'll be tying together the stars as they aligned, allowing them to light the pathway for every day after this. We'll be fitting the pieces of our pasts together and creating a future. This is the day that we'll fulfill every single one of our dreams as a team.
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A Heartfelt, Emotional Wedding Speech for a Maid of Honor or Best Woman
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Kari, I want to note how beautiful you look today, and to tell you that this has truly been a special day for me. Thank you for giving true meaning to the word sister and for sharing the last 28 years with me. My parents and I have just loved this girl from the day she was born. We?ve coddled her, enjoyed her, and laughed with her. I know how much joy she has brought into our lives, and I know that she?ll bring that joy into Ernest?s life...
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Humorous Wedding Speech
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Thank you for all you have done for the past 18 years of my life. Thank you for being my biggest supporters, and telling me to follow my dreams. Thank you for raising me like I am, and taking me on all kinds of trips, and exploring new things. Thank you for allowing me to get a dog 13 years ago. Without Daisy I don't know what I would do.
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Humorous Wedding Speech
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I can’t thank you enough for all you have done. Even though you have only been here for a year. I feel like I've known you forever. I can honestly say I'm going to really miss you. I'm going to miss our talks about everything.
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Humorous Wedding Speech
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Good evening everyone, My cousins have appointed the wrong person to deliver this speech... my standard lecture is 1.5 hours..... Just imagine what I can do to you guys….Anyways, I have been warned to keep it very short and sweet!! Thank you all for coming and joining us here today. Words cannot express how delighted I feel that you are here together, smiling and catching up with each other today.
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Humorous Wedding Speech
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Hi Everyone, We are SO excited and honored to have you all be a part of our wedding! It means the world to us! Below, is information about the rehearsal and the rehearsal dinner. Because we like to travel, we completely understand how you can plan, plan, and plan a trip...but sometimes nature wins.
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Humorous Wedding Speech
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Dad- Your hard work and dedication have taught me that giving up is never an option. You’ve shown me that it’s better to speak your mind than say nothing at all. I will always cherish the times we spent in your garage; you working on the snowmobiles and me, picking up pieces of metal with the expandable magnet. Thank you for putting up with my mood swings and being patient.
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Humorous Wedding Speech
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I stand here today, full of grief and guilt, that my beautiful wife, the daughter of Scotland, died here a cálend ago because of my erroneous doing. Today we have assembled here at, Dunkland cemetery to honour and pay our respects to this adoring wife, nurturing mother and daughter of Scotland. My wife was the epitome of loyalty, faithfulness and kindness but because of my selfishness and cunningness my beautiful wife tragically died. She was and still is my queen, filled with warmth, kindness and benevolence; unlike that cruel, disheartened “tyrant (’s)” wife.
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Humorous Wedding Speech
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Good morning my beautiful, Johanna. I'll start by saying this, I think birthdays are bullshit, and as you would say, I'll tell you for why. It's the only days really where people you barely know will pretend to care and acknowledge your existence. It's the only day where regular people will make an effort to make you feel special. Selfishly, I don't want to be one of those regular people in your life.
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Humorous Wedding Speech
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I cannot thank you enough! If someone would have told me that I would get married I would have never believed it but there are no words that I could use that would adequately describe how fortunate I am to have found you! I'm looking forward to sitting in a rocking chair on our front porch toothless sogging down cookies and enjoying a glass of wine with my best friend! It's not often that you meet the person
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A Thankful Wedding Speech by the Bride
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Anyone who knows me well enough will know that it is hard to keep me quiet and today is no exception - I thought it only appropriate that the bride speaks, although I promise to keep it short!
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Humorous Wedding Speech
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Happy 18th birthday bubba ❤️ you’re a big boy :) I remember last year it was your birthday and I wasn’t there to say happy birthday to you and when I got on graal again it was two days later and I had forgotten and I felt so bad ): but this year I’m here
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Humorous Wedding Speech