Humorous Wedding Speech

Happy 18th birthday bubba ❤️ you’re a big boy :) I remember last year it was your birthday and I wasn’t there to say happy birthday to you and when I got on graal again it was two days later and I had forgotten and I felt so bad ): but this year I’m here and I’m gonna be the first one to tell you happy birthday. I know I was only here for you for a year going to two years but I swear to you there will be many more to come (: I hope you’re day goes fantastic today even though you told me you just wanna sleep ��♀️ smh if I was there I’d take you out and we’d spend the day together (: oh how I want to do that so badly ): but I can’t but I promise you baby I will very very soon :) I can’t wait. We have gone through ups and downs and twists and

Probably be a depressed ass bitch takin depressed ass naps and listening to depressing ass music yk? But ever since you came into my life you’ve completely changed me and fixed my view on life and to take the challenge. I wanna be on top of the world with you baby, i wanna laugh with you, cry with you, joke around with you, go to moves together, be dumb together, see the world together, succeed together and live happily together. I don’t wanna live without you..ever..not today, not tomorrow, not the next day, not the day after that or that day after that. I wanna fall deeper in love with you, if that’s possible yk? I wanna marry you, I wanna have little babies with you, and I wanna grow old with

You’ve had such a powerful and amazing impact in my life and you’ve brought pure joy, happiness, love and light into my life and I hope you stay with me through everything else we’re gonna go through because I promise I won’t leave your side again. Just stay truthful, loyal, keep communicating with me and love me and I promise I’ll do the same to you, I’m hopelessly devoted to you baby. I’ve never been so deeply in love with anyone else and I hope it’ll always be you because I don’t want anyone else that ain’t you because you’re all that I need, all that I want, all that I desire, and all the I crave. You light the burning passion I have for you, it’s really crazy how much you can love someone and how much they can mean to you. Jacob Felix Jr Vazquez you are the love of my life, you’re my baby, my boyfriend, my best friend, mi amor, my sugga, my love, mi cariño, my bubba, my husband, my forever, my soulmate. You’re mine. And just mine. I swear to you. You drive me crazy but it’s the good kind so don’t worry (: I know this past year life hasn’t been exactly kind to us and it’s broken us up and shit has happened and we’ve been hurt badly and we’ve cried and all