Homosexuality Proposal Essay

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Kayton Samuels
January 29th, 2014
6th Period
A Modest Proposal for Homosexuality
There are many problems that America faces today, but there is no problem more abominable than homosexuality. Homosexuality is one of the vilest, corrupt, and disgusting things an individual can participate in. Homosexuality is far worse than any other problem in America today, including rape, kidnapping, terrorism and even murder. For a woman to turn her back on her husband to be with another woman and for a man to do the same to his wife is beyond shameful. From sexually transmitted diseases being transferred into marriages, to secret relations with the same sex, homosexuality is an issue that must be stopped as soon as possible. Since the Bible states in 1 Corinthians 6:9-11 (ESV): “9 Or do you not know that the unrighteous[a] will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: neither the sexually immoral, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor men who practice homosexuality,[b] 10 nor thieves, nor the greedy, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God. 11 And such were some of you. But you were washed, you were sanctified, you were justified in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ and by the Spirit of our God.” stating that homosexuals will not enter the gates of heaven, but will burn in hell instead. Since no man knows then God will return, knowing that there could be decades until his return, a more agile solution to this problem would to be to murder every homosexual or bisexual on this earth to create an authentic society, a perfect world.
Each person will have to go through various intellectual tests that can determine sexuality. If proven to be even the slightest bit of suspect of homosexuality or bisexuality...

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...urity. Showing our children that God loves “all”, will be a perfect educational lesson at a young age, truly teaching them the meaning of God’s love is limited to those who are pure.
Rationale
My essay represents a satire by my use of sarcasm and foolishness as a solution to a problem. Saying that all homosexuals should be burned to death for their sexuality is a hyperbole that is exemplified throughout the entire essay. The use of an understatement in the essay is when “God loves all”, is used saying he really only loves those who are heterosexual, stating the opposite of something’s true meaning. Humor was also used when saying “How wonderful our society will be without these nuisances of a people!” as well as sarcasm “Although we could possibly learn to accept them for who they really are…” All of these elements and more comply with the definition of a satire.

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