Heinz Doofenshmirtz Quotes

469 Words1 Page

[Dr. Evil and Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz inside of the Danville’s City Hall after taking over the city.] DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ: It worked my friend! The Erase-Memory-Inator worked! Everyone in Danville now truly believes I, Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, am the legitimate mayor! We have taken over the city, Dr. Evil! We have taken over! DR. EVIL: No, you have taken over the city, not me. After discovering Austin Powers is my brother, I’ve realized this evil thing isn’t for me. DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ: (Dr. Doofenshmirtz brings out a control device that yields a trap to trap Dr. Evil) I knew that would come in hand. How is evil not for you? I mean it is your name. You’re evil! DR. EVIL: Yeah, I’m thinking of changing that too. How does Dr. Good sound? DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ: Oh, the irony, it sounds bad! You’re evil, just like me! …show more content…

EVIL: Are you sure this evil thing is for you too? Your nemesis is a platypus for gosh sakes. And the sad thing about that is you lose every battle in a matter of seconds. I’m actually still shocked you won this one. Let’s see, it only took you 400,000 years and ka-zillion battles later to win. DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ: That just shows my persistence, but that’s not the point! You’re going against me? And I assume to join this Austin Powers? DR. EVIL: Look, he’s my brother. We had our differences, but we’re, as the kids call it, cool now. Maybe you should reconcile with your brother and turn all of this

More about Heinz Doofenshmirtz Quotes

Open Document