Humorous Wedding Speech

Today is the wedding day my dad is the best man in his best friends wedding. I have to wake up early to wake him and I needed to get ready also. I am not in the wedding but I have to go because I have know the family for ten plus years.

"Dad, get up we have a hour until we have to be at the church." I yelled at him. I then walked back to my room and grabbed my dress. I wore a pale pink knee length dress and black wedges. My father wasn't a fan of heels. If my wardrobe was up to him I would be wearing turtle necks and really long pants. He is really conservative I love handing out with him because he is the only parent I have left. My mother died and five years ago it was hard for us both but I think we are okay now. I have two sister one is from my mom's first marriage and the other is from my dad' first marriage. I am the only child they had together but I am not consider an only child. Janelle and Maggie are the best sisters a girl could have. I

I know how to make friends and I don't need you so run along Mel." She told me. I just sat down I was here first and if she wanted to be rude fine she can find another seat. The last people walked in and the music started and the people started walking. Luke was matched up with Mindy and he told me she was really a drag. When he got up to me he made a weird face because it what he told me he would do it, I doubted him. The wedding was lovely when it ended my dad tossed me his keys because he was riding with someone else. I got out to the parking lot and Luke and Jane were kissing I jumped into my dads truck and drove to the reception area. I parked my dads truck and I walked in I was there to help set up the room before people started arriving. I set the last place setting when people started walking in. I then walked tot the table I was placed at it was the closet to the dance floor because that is where I asked to sit. After another twenty minutes the DJ started playing