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Thank you for the wonderful life you have given me. Any woman would be lucky to have you and I did not deserve a man like you. You were always there, reliable and trustworthy, and i was so blind. You were standing right in front of me and i walked right through you, on you. It is only now that I realize how much you meant to me, how much worry you must have had. I do not think I will ever stop looking out the window waiting for your return, or the way we used to sit at the table for supper every evening. It is the little things I miss the most about you.
Good evening. I would like to begin by welcoming each and every one of you to this joyous and stressful occasion.
Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen - I must admit, I am more nervous about participating in this wedding than I was as the groom (bridegroom) at my own wedding. Maybe it's because I have been married thirty years and I know what my son is getting himself in to!
This speech uses quotes that are skillfully woven into his more personal message, which is a good way of adding humor and providing the speaker with material that is neither offensive or dull. He also includes several jokes that are popular in wedding speeches, but has given his own twist on them to add originality
Good afternoon, Ladies and Gentleman – It’s my job to reply to the toast to the bridesmaids and in doing so, say a couple of nice things about George. You know, tell you about some of his good points. The problem is he doesn’t have any good points. Well, except for being naturally gifted at sports. We do, after all, come from the same gene pull.
They say marriage is an institution and therefore, it seems proper that I am about to be married since some of you have been saying I should have been institutionalized for years.
There is a small amount of humor at the beginning and toward the end of the speech, but it is the sentiment that makes it special. The speech ends with some advice for the bride and groom, which is touching, and a toast in the form of a poem.
Welcome, everyone. I believe, that as father of the bride, it is my dubious privilege to make the first speech, so, here's one I prepared earlier.
Distinguished guests, those of dubious distinction and those of no distinction, family, relatives, in-laws and outlaws, young and old, friends, friends of friends, freeloaders and hangers-on – let me extend a warm welcome to Meradith and Naren’s wedding reception celebration.
Mom, thank you for dealing with me and not giving up on me. Most times I’m not the nicest daughter to be around by you still love me and try to help me become calm. You have always believed in me and supported me through everything. I can always tell you anything and you almost never judge me. I love you, mommy. Will you please help me light this candle?
Humorous Wedding Speech by a Friend of the Groom (Bridegroom). Good afternoon, Ladies and Gentlemen. My name is Charles. I've tried to memorise this speech, but forgive me if I resort to my notes every five seconds.
Ladies and gentlemen, please raise your glasses and drink a toast to the health and happiness of Paul and Linda.
Thank you for advising us of the difficulties that your service has been experiencing. I appreciate your honestly and want to apologize for any inconveniences that Oscoda County EMS has caused Ogemaw EMS. I want to explain to you what happened on the day in question as some of it was a miscommunication between Chris Wilson and myself.
Let me first say that the bridesmaids look absolutely smashing today, and only rightly outshone by our bride, Pamela. And, I'm sure you'll agree with me gentlemen, today is a sad day for single men, as another beauty leaves the available list. And ladies, I'm sure you'll agree that today's passing by without much of a ripple.
I’ve been a good wife; attentive, loving, dedicated. Even after the accident, I stayed with you because I thought I loved you. I did at first, but now loving you seems a very silly notion. I will be ending my live at ten-thirty. If you care to say goodbye, come to me at the Manhattan Bridge.
The majority of my good memories are based around you and the people you have introduced me to. I would be so depressed if you weren’t in my life. I can never express how much you have helped me in life. I want you to know that you have saved me in so many ways. I love everything you have done for me and I regret not getting to know you sooner.