Agent Shfeldt Analysis

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Agent Shufeldt, I am writing this letter to you because I chose your name for the “Adopt an Agent” program that the lab does. I based my decision solely on the awesomeness of your last name. I hope all is well with you and though I don’t know you very well, I am sure you are doing an awesome job. However, if you are not doing an awesome job you should pick it up. I don’t like to be a liar. Anyway, I hope things in the investigative world are running smoothly. I know hectic that lifestyle can be. According to our organizer, the theme for this letter is “mints.” (Breath savers if you will) So I am supposed to tie in that theme somewhere in my letter. So I guess I’ll write you a poem. Roses are Red Violets are blue-ish… I guess… Breath mints

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