Why I Hate Cowboys

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I hate cowboys. Those rednecks think they can ride me. Yeah right! I am untameable. The rusty bars I’m put between, the smelly cowboy that gets on top of me, the dirty arena, the hillbilly fans, all of it just repulses me. My owner Julio thinks that my job as ripping people off of me if just the job for me, and he is right. Even though I hate cowboys, I love my job because I am able to yank them off of me. If I’m lucky, they’ll fall under me and I’ll get to stomp them. Even though I have many drawbacks to my job, I have numerous positive things about it. For one, my fans have given me over $500,000 because they buy fanfare items from the gift shop. I also get to travel a bunch. I get to see really fun and exciting cities like Las Vegas, Miami, and Houston. …show more content…

The trailer that Julio makes me ride in is the equivalent of a human riding in coach on an airplane. It is a literal torture chamber. I have no room so spread out, relax, or stretch. I am stuck in the torture chamber for hours and hours, breathing in dirty, stale air, and sitting in my own waste. Every bump I hit jerks me into the side, and every time Julio slams on the breaks I fly into the front of the trailer. But finally, after a what seemed to be an endless trip, we have finally arrived. Julio jumps out and unchains the trailer and lets me out. I jump out, excited to see what city I am in today, and I am blinded at first by the sunlight. My eyes finally adjust, but I am in shock and full of excitement. I am in Cleveland, the best city in America!! I am so enthusiastic to be here and cannot wait to see the arena, the other bulls, and the despicable cowboys thinking they can stay on me for eight

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