Señor Bravo: Who The Hell Is Mr. Scrumble?

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Señor Bravo was a quirky freshman-level Spanish teacher who always managed to brighten his students’ days. The man always came into class with a gleaming smile and a different and eccentric tie on his neck every day. His teaching style, speaking habits, and gentlemanly mannerisms were concrete evidence of his old age. His class was less about learning Spanish and revolved more around passing on the important lessons he amassed from his lifetime. He preached about how smoking was one of the biggest regrets and often told cautionary tales about his rebellious youth in Spain. “I am only telling you these stories so that you guys can avoid the mistakes I’ve made in the past,” he warmly told his classes. Señor Bravo’s iconic catchphrase was “That’s the way the cookie crumbles, Mr. Scrumble.” He pulled out that line in the most random situations & was often questioned behind the meaning of the line. …show more content…

Bravo? Why does the cookie crumble? Who the hell is Mr. Scrumble?” the puzzled class asked, but Señor Bravo only responded with a chuckle before brushing off the topic. While the other classmates started debunking it as “just a saying without meaning,” I spent the entirety of freshman year pondering over it. It couldn’t be “just a phrase” because Señor Bravo put so much emphasis and emotion every time he delivered his line. I found myself in deep thought over the inner machinations behind Señor Bravo’s quote whenever I wasn’t occupied with school work or play, whether it be in the bathroom or in bed on a sleepless

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