Humorous Wedding Speech

You're there for me all the time. No matter what time it is, and you just don't know how thankful I am for you. I remember meeting you in 5th grade
Then I gave you a tbh the begging of 8th grade and then we started talking more. Then later you became my best friend, even though I wasn't yours at the time, you were most definitely mine I hope you know how very important you are to me. I know I tell you al the time but I just really need to make my point clear each time. I can't stress enough to you, how lucky I am to be best friends with you. I really really can't. You're something almost like out of this world Eddie. You deserve anything your heart desires. I hope that you get it. I think about things and what I'm grateful

But I want to thank you for the little things, like the constant reminders that I can do whatever I set my mind to, whether that’s passing an exam or being at early college, or getting through problems with my mom. Thanks for being there when I need to rant about boys. You’re always there to listen, but, at the same time, thank you for giving me perspective that I can’t see, the boys perspective of things. Thank you for telling me when I’m wrong, when I’m overreacting, and that I have a right to act how I want. Thank you for being level-headed, and basically being a second-conscience for me. I didn't know how I would survive high school without you, but turns out, you're right here and I thank you. But a big thanks for always being closest to me even though we are in separate schools, and separate stages of life. I actually don’t how we became so close. But I'm glad we did. Although I’ve spent the majority of this talking about how thankful I am for you, (I'm sorry) I also want you to know that I am always here for you whenever you need it. Gir advice, I gotchu, life advice, someone to talk to, anything I'm here.
I know I can be annoying, but I can't help it, so what I'm basically saying is get over