Cat Fight

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"My turn. I swear to the heavens I will put your story into shame." Foster exclaimed as he pumped his chest with a closed fist and pointed his index finger towards Kim's face.
"Meh, fine. I'm ready." Kim replied with a facial expression that spelled a lack of enthusiasm.
Engineering drop-outs turned starving artists, Foster and Kim sat on their king-sized bed with their legs crossed on top of each other.
"Picture me this: a domesticated house cat named Furry sleeps cozily on the floor, curled up with his tail near his head. His owners gave him an emerald taillace-it's like a necklace, but for the feline's tail." Foster stopped as he felt Kim's confusion with the sudden deafening silence that surrounded them.
"See, it's a thing in this story's universe. Hey, taillace might be a nice new product for today's cat lovers!"
Upon hearing the word "emerald", Kim reminisced about their first meeting three years ago, in a café, just right after Kim's latest book launch. The young Foster awkwardly but proudly sat on the vacant chair right in front of Kim, albeit unacquainted nor uninvited, while holding a copy of her children's book.
"You still there? I feel darkness here."
"Uh yeah, I'm sorry. Just, remembered, things. Nothing important. Go on." Kim snapped out of reminiscence.
"Phew. Okay.
A few moments after that, he felt something was wrong. Something moved somewhere. The peaceful greenness of the surroundings, suddenly turned into a warm, dangerous orange. Furry then tried to flex up his legs and wag his tail while trying to stand up. His tail felt a bit lighter than before-his taillace was taken away from him.
Worried, he tried to walk in circles hoping that it just fell off near him. But it was not there. Furry decid...

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...rry's vision of pink and yellow turned once again to an ebony black with spots of dark violet in it. He stepped on a fish skeleton. The end." Foster ended his story.
"That was it? That ending was so lame! What happened to his taillace? And a fish skeleton? Really?" Kim was shocked, expecting a much better ending for the children's story.
"Well, I learned this "plot twist" trick from a renowned best-seller children's book author! I'm not giving it a reasonable ending until you give me back my boxers. Seriously. It really feels dark blue down there." Foster-an aspiring children's book writer with the case of grapheme-color synesthesia-replied.
"Your boxer shorts is your blindfold. Kinky, eh?" Kim, Foster's girlfriend, answered.
Throughout their battle for the title of the "best children's story author ever", they were playing cats, and they were blindfolded.

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