Analysis Of Brendon Goes To School

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Brendon Jack Mr. Higglesworth Algebra 269 3 October 2015 Brendon Goes to School (Brendon sleeps) (Alarm goes off, Brendon flies out of bed in shock) (Brendon looks at his alarm clock radio intimidated; smashes it with his fist) Brendon: Ugh. First day of school. (deep breath) (Brendon uses his luxurious bathroom; makes himself some coffee; sits himself in front of television and turns it on) TV: OH GRETTA, GIVE IT TO ME GRETTA. WHERE IS IT HIDI… (Brendon changes the channel) TV: WHAT WORD STARTS WITH THE LETTER N? MAYBE SUCH GREAT WORDS LIKE NI… (Brendon changes the channel) TV: F--- THE BEARS! (Brendon notices the time, 7:51; recalls an e-mail saying he should be inside his homeroom by 7:50) Brendon: Fuck. (Brendon walks to his garage; drops …show more content…

Higglesworth: No talking! F! (throws a spinny stool at the emo kid) George Bush (from outside of the classroom): Yo, teacher! Yo, yo, yo! Mr. Higglesworth: What do you think you are? Some faggot from a gang? Yo, yo, yo mothafucka? F. (throws a stove at George Bush) (Brendon draws stuff on a paper while the dweeb watches him) Mr. Higglesworth: Oh, look! We have an artist in the class! Let’s see how bad his drawing is! (Mr. Higglesworth looks; sees a picture of some girl with large eyes and weed hair) Mr. Higglesworth: (laughs hard) NOT ONLY AN ARTIST, BUT A WEABOO! HA! EVERYONE, POINT AND LAUGH! (throws the picture out the window and hits some person on a bike outside) Dweeb (also a weab?): Hey, that is uncalled for! Mr. Higglesworth: Well, since this shit talked in class, pop quiz! (transition) (Mr. Higglesworth is on a couch playing Wii while everyone else is taking the pop quiz) Mike: Hey guys, did you ever play the game, League of Legends? Brendon (in his mind): What does 3y times 2x times 98% divided by 32 minus 6 minus x minus n minus 3 minus poop equal? What the hell is this? Mr. Higglesworth: This is algebra, you whore! I heard your thoughts! F. (throws a chair at

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