Pumpkin Archetype

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As soon as fall rolls around each year, stores are inundated with pumpkin spice everything. Sometimes, it’s a blessing. Other times, you’re left thinking WTF?! These might be some of those products that left you oh so very confused.
1. Pumpkin spice soap
The most unnecessary product for those that want to smell like pumpkin spice everywhere they go. There are other fall scents, ya know?

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2. Pumpkin spice dog treats
Please stop trying to push your love of pumpkin spice onto everyone you know, including your dog.

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3. Pumpkin spice clothing
Just in case the PSL in your hand didn’t give it away, let your clothes advertise your basicness to the …show more content…

Pumpkin spice protein powder
Trying to get jacked and be basic? There’s always a way! Why though?

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7. Spray on pumpkin spice
If you’ve ever wanted your pumpkin spice to come out of an aerosol can, you’re in luck. The definition of taking the trend too far, you can spray pumpkin spice onto anything and everything you could possibly desire with Simply Beyond Pumpkin Spice Spray-on Spice.
You’ll be just like the dad from My Big Fat Greek Wedding, subbing pumpkin spice for Windex.

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8. Pumpkin spice Oreos
WHY? Why would you do this to the perfectly delicious regular Oreos? This is an abomination!

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9. Worried the pumpkin spice taste won’t last?
Sure, a PSL is great, but it only lasts for about five minutes before you’ve downed the whole thing. Get a lasting flavour with pumpkin spice gum…yuck!

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10. Pumpkin spice milk
What does this even mean?!

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Let’s just stop with the ridiculousness
I love a good ol’ PSL as much as the next person, but this obsession is getting out of hand. Let’s calm down for a second and try to enjoy some other fall tastes and

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