Phineus The Totally Awesome Quest

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The Totally Awesome (Useless) quest The story of Phineus is a tale to be told across the land. Phineus was a man of many (Actually one) great talent(s). Phineus is the ultimate hero compared to all heroes that have ever lived. The great tale of Phineus doesn’t start as well as many think….. “Yo Adrian!” Those are the words that sparked the making of a hero. The great God Perry the Platypus beckoned at Adrian from the heavens, Adrian answered with one simple word “What!?” that word, that simple word, impregnated Adrian with 3 children, triplets. One perfectly calm night Adrian called for her maid, and as her maid was halfway to the room Adrian gave birth to 3 wonderful yet partially divine children, all were full grown out of the womb. Phineus, Perry, Candice. Perry was a platypus and led a daring life as the secret agent of Danville, Candice led an extremely boring life trying to thwart the ways of Phineus as Candice was jealous of his …show more content…

Danville was all the way across the greatest sea known to man, loot lake. Yes I know its called loot lake, but yes it is a sea. He set sail from the south end of the sea and sailed to the great river known as River river. Here is where he met a great rival. The Great Giant of Russia, Ivan. Here Phineus couldn’t use the great m-16 of the Marines but he could only use his fists. Phineus battled the giant in the greatest arena at the one and only tilted towers. He battled for what seemed like ages but he finally prevailed and won the fight in over 2 days. As he threw the final punch he heard 2 words “ Yo Adrian!” but these words weren’t spoken by the great Perry but the Great Pherb, Phineuses fabled half God brother. Right when Phineus heard those words the great Pherb teleported him to the city of Danville. As Phineus got there he took a day’s rest to regain his strength to battle the horrible

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