My Dog Is On His Period: A Short Story

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Yo pencil dick Maher here, Just wanted to say how incredibly great it feels to be united with a cause so against the unholiest of sins. I remember the first time I RDMed someone it was this kid on a PonyRP server and I was half way through tearing that thicc ass hoe Fluttershy's asshole apart, and this fucking kid with the name "[NO MIC] My Dog is On His Period" joins. I was cool with it, didn't really care. Still busted like 4 nuts, in-character and OOC, but I felt a dark storm coming within my genitilia. I think I was ready to have the single biggest nut in all of existence. My dude, this nut was fucking intense, like I was in a theater next to a kid during a sex scene. I felt my Fallopian Tubes or whatever the fuck expanding to allow more

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