Humorous Wedding Speech: Eulogy For Father

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Good morning everyone. I am Dorothy Drewe, mother of two wonderful sons and a lovely daughter and wife of a business man. And as a parent, I have a lifetime dream for my children and that is to finish studying and have a pleasant life. However, Robert Drewe, my eldest son, a thoughtful and friendly son who I trusted so much, made a stupid and careless mistake that destroyed our family. He changed so much without me knowing. Does he still value our family? You may be wondering, what terrible blunder did he do to destroy our family? I still remember that unforgettable day precisely as it was the most haunting incident I ever experienced in my life. The day I learned all about the lies Robert always made as he goes out our front door. The day …show more content…

She was sitting at the bar stool while Robert was helping me prepare the food. I was delighted speaking to another female that I didn’t notice the duplicity in front of me. They both acted innocent that I immediately trusted Ruth and accepted her as family. But then, Robert said, “Ruth’s pregnant”. He said that out of nowhere while smiling broadly towards me. I was dumbfounded at the statement that I forgot everything except for the unexpected announcement. Both of them stared at me expecting to receive my blessing judging by their cheerful expressions. I was furious that I slammed every cook wares at the sink not minding the food being wasted. Then I started saying how he dare do that to me when I sacrificed my dreams for him. I didn’t stop until, Robert and Ruth went away from the kitchen preventing further chaos at the kitchen. Then I began crying. I thought Robert listened to my reminders about getting himself into serious trouble. I keep reminding him every day, every time he went out, but what did he do? He got a Catholic female teenager pregnant and told me he wants to be responsible. Is he kidding me? A catholic

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