Humorous Wedding Speech By A Teacher

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Good afternoon, first I want to thank you all for attending this special occasion today. This really means so much to me during these two stressful years in my life. During my years in middle school, it's been challenging trying to maintain your grades beyond b average, finding time to hang out with your friends over the weekends, and simply trying to understand the new curriculum of math. However, I accomplished this year with a 3.86 GPA. I would not be able to accomplish this if I hadn't worked my butt off. I did this by studying daily and receiving help from the teacher. However I didn't say I was proud of my grades, but I don't think I would've earned that GPA without a little help from my parents. So thank you, mom and dad, for the assistance

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