Humorous Wedding Speech By A Science Teacher

Good morning everyone! Before I begin, I would like to thank all of our teachers for putting up with us and teaching us for the last two years. You have made our middle school experience a lot more interesting! I would also like to thank all of our fabulous admin, Mrs. Baclig, Mrs. Tillman, Mrs. Wallace, and our principal Mr. McDougall. Most importantly, though, I would like to thank all of our wonderful parents for always supporting us. Can we give them a round of applause?
In about four years, we’ll be doing this whole graduation thing all over again, only we’ll being going to college instead of high school. Can you believe it? Even though we’ve only spent two years here, we’ve made so many memories and have made new friends. During our time at Toby, we have had many new experiences, most of them good, some of them a little scary.
At the start of 7th grade, I never expected to be singing in my history class every day or eating nitrogen covered food. When Mr. Funk had first told my class that we would be singing a song every day, the whole class went silent in shock. We didn’t actually think he was going to make us sing. Eventually, it became something that all of us looked forward to each day. My initial reaction to my science teacher, Mrs. Wollbrinck, announcing that we were going to eat nitrogen covered graham crackers was “This could

But, that was before I met all of you guys. Before I realized that I would have extraordinary friends and teachers. The Hornets team is like one big family. Sometimes we fight, but most of the time we are all friends. We’ve made so many memories together in these short two years. I’ll never forget the time we acted out our version of Shakespeare’s A Midsummer Night’s Dream in Mrs. Rashid’s class. I’ll never forget the time the whole school did the Mannequin Challenge at 11:11. I’ll never forget the time we all went to