Humorous Best Man Speech Written for Two Best Men
Best man 1: Good evening everyone. I must warn you we are both pretty nervous about doing this speech. We have spent many a night awake, trying plan it to no avail. We were both so nervous about doing this speech we asked the groom for some advice on how to prepare for talking to a large audience.
Best man 2: So he did. He told us to imagine that you are all naked, so if you don't mind, we are going to give it a go. (Stares, winks at people)
Best man 1: Ladies and gentlemen, may I thank you for attending this wonderful occasion. You can all agree that today has been a great success, so far, they look absolutely stunning. So if you could raise your glasses. To the bride and groom.
Best man 2 :Also, thanks must go to the beautiful bridesmaids, who did a fabulous job today getting the bride ready and making sure she didn't back out. So if you could please raise your glasses again. To the bridesmaids.
In preparing for today the groom has given us a list of things we have to do, so if you don't mind, for our sake and for yours, we would just quickly like to run through it, sorry.
(Get pens and list out of pockets)
Make sure that the groom is dressed appropriately.
Best man 2: No better than usual, check. (Pretends to check list)
Best man 1: Ensure that the groom has been to the bathroom
Best man 2: I made sure he went in there, but the rest is up to him!
Best man 1: See that angry ex-girlfriends are kept at bay
Best man 2: Errrmmm. I can't find any, most of them seem rather relieved.
Best man 1: Bring a bag with the following items for emergencies.
Best man 2: aspirin, antacid, deodorant, toothpaste, Viagra. Oh, sorry the groom wasn?t going to ment...
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...g unless its shared by two. Congratulations to the bride and groom.
Best man I : To end we would just like to read a few verses from this poem that is very close to our hearts. It is called ?The Power of Love? which was written by William Shakespeare.
Best man 2: Wasn't it also covered by Huey Lewis and the News in 1985 for the film Back to the Future
Best man 1: Yeah O.K. quiet. (sing)
The power of love is a curious thing
Make a one man weep, make another man sing.
Change a hawk to a little white dove
More than a feeling, that's the power of love.
Best man 2: It's O.K. mate
Pats him on the shoulder) Let me:
You don't need money, don't take fame
Don't need no credit card to ride this train.
It?s strong and it's sudden
and it's cruel sometimes
but it might just save your life.
Thats the power of love, that?s the power of love!!
Thank you.
We would also like to thank my wife's parents for all their efforts in organizing today. Their support has been invaluable, advice sound, and check-book largely available. I'd pe...
Kain -Another duty of course is to thank John on behalf of the bridesmaids, for his kind words, and I have to say they look absolutely wonderful and have done an excellent job today. Wouldn’t you agree Brandon?
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On behalf of my beautiful wife and I, we would like to thank you all for coming along, and sharing this very special day with us. And a huge thank you for the wonderful presents.
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As Father of the Bride, I am honored to be the first to speak this evening. I would like to begin by welcoming each and every one of you on this joyous occasion. It is good to see so many friends and family here today to help celebrate Paula and Manson’s wedding. I would also like to remember those who have meant so much to our family, but could not be here today.
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(To the groom) Firstly, and most importantly, you've made me so happy since we met two years ago and today is the happiest day of my life. Thank you for making my life complete. Knowing your track record at either missing weddings or forgetting (or losing) your suit, I should also thank you for turning up at the wedding (eventually!) where we me, and, more importantly, thank you for getting to the church on time today and in your suit.
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Ladies and gentlemen, thanks Gary for those kind words. It has been a pleasure for all us attendants to play a small part in your big day. Before I say a word or two about the groom, what about that dress Jeanie is wearing? It has attracted so much favorable comment from the guests here that I have to give it a special mention. You look stunning Jeanie!