Hottentot Venus Essay

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Let’s make a movie called Hottentot Venus I want it to be a Disney movie. From the magical world Of sterotypes and gender roles. Frozen isn’t feminist Enough for me. I want a female and male sibling duo. Let’s raise the stakes even higher. I don’t want any racial generic animals Unless the animal is a white dove with spiked Feathers and blonde tips. If male, it should say dude and wear shorts In negative degree weather. A girl dove should speak proper English With plenty of “OMGs”, “Like” and “Beyotch” added in every sentence. Of course, the animal will be the sidekick to Princess Saartjie. She will be a descendant from the Khoikhoi, just like the real Saartjie. Her hands should be bruised, scarred and rough. Her waist should not be …show more content…

Her wish will be granted by a fairly Cunning Doctor who noticed her obvious ass- Ets and presents her with dreams of riches and fame. She should took off on a magic Boat ride to Paris who holds the key to her fabulous career as famous Freak attraction. Like all Princess, Saartjie should have a beautiful singing voice, but the focus Should be on those assets. She should perform on stage while everybody stares at her as- tronomic buttocks and enlarged labia. She should never fail to spread Her vocal resistance. She should refuse to reveal her gentle features. It won’t be like Pocahontas It should be historically accurate. Her wacky racially generic bird should leave her behind, And her fairly cunning doctor who granted her wish Should disappear in a puff of pixie dust. But what of her prince? Saartjie should be like Merida! She shouldn’t need a man to save her from her predicament. No, Prince Eric for Saartjie who sold her body to the witch doctor All for a taste of that whole new world. But’s that okay. Saartjie should set herself free But she will fail and die alone. In the end, somebody will need to save Saartjie From the isolated museum that holds her mummified remains. Her body should be laid to

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