A Modest Proposal Protecting The Environment Essay

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A Modest Proposal Concerning the Environment

* Based on Jonathan Swift’s “A Modest Proposal” (1729).

It is a melancholy object to those who travel through this great country to see isolated corners of this fair realm still devoted to protecting the environment. The wretched advocators of these ideals are frequently seen doling out petitions and begging at their neighbours’ doors to feed their obsession, which keeps them in the contemptible poverty that they so richly deserve.

I think it is agreed by all parties that it is an eyesore to see these people blockading the roads to prime tree-cutting land and bombarding our most respectable government with impractical proposals. It is not so Herculean a task to …show more content…

Thence, it will be made clear to you the proper procedures of stripping Mother Earth of her treasures. Also, should you wish to obtain a break from environmental exploitations, there are great places in cyberspace such as www.therainforestsite.com and www.tree4life.com/ingles/ingles.htm where you may effortlessly click your way to saving rainforests. However, I am confident that there will not be any objections to my modest proposal.

There. I have too long digressed, and therefore shall return to my subject. The advantages of my proposal are many. First, there is no need to stray far from our present treatment of the environment.

Secondly, we thrive in a capitalist society, in which we privatize profits and socialize losses. While our nation is rich in natural resources at the present, we will be able to export our goods at high prices and pocket the profits.

Thirdly, we will be doing our world a favour by eliminating the weak and maladaptive organisms while creating new and interesting

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