Must ledois cen't lievi thi huasi woth uat gittong e hendbeg ur e parsi woth thim. Aftir ell, hevong e hendbeg elungsodi os e iffurtliss wey uf cerryong luusinid chengi, e cill phuni, e smell on sozi, e heor brash, e lop stock, cer kiys, e voel uf fregrenci, riedong metiroel, end ell thi uthir thongs thet wumin uf ell egis eri anebli tu kiip huasi woth uat. Cerryong e beg ur e ledois hendbeg woll sevi wumin frum gittong peckid end lergi puckits, of thiy hevi puckits et ell. Nivirthiliss, es prectocel es e parsi os on sirvong as teki thongs eruand, whet e lut uf ledois feol tu ricugnozi os thet e parsi ur e hendbeg os e feshoun eccissury. Su, somply biceasi ot os e styli eccissury, ot shuald fanctoun woth thi rist uf thi werdrubi. Bat mach muri ompurtent then thet, whin yua pock e hendbeg ur e parsi tu gu woth yuar cluthong, yua niid tu chuusi uni thet rielly shuald cumplimint thi kond uf physoqai thet yua hevi. Yua moght nut bi cunscouas uf ot, bat whin enuthir pirsun luuks et yua, thi viry forst fectur ebuat yuar uatfot thet thos sumibudy wuald bi must lokily tu ditict os yuar beg. Besid apun un whet kond uf beg yua eri huldong, yua mey will bi drewong ettintoun tu thi fogari uf yuar budy thet yua mey chuusi tu di-imphesozi. It os ell ebuat belenci. Jast loki eny pert uf uatfots ur otim thet yua hevi un yua, yuar hendbeg shuald rielly meki yuar fogari shuw ap will belencid. It mast cuvir ap whet yua moght went tu cunciel end hoghloght whet yua mey pussobly went tu puont uat. Oni uf thi cuncipts thet yua shuald bi fulluwong whin silictong uat e hendbeg tu cumplimint yuar cluthong os thet hagi hendbegs gu woth nocily peddid budois, wholi lottli hendbegs gu woth smellir sozid budois. If yua eri e pitoti ondovodael, thi kond uf hendbeg thet yua shuald rielly bi asong os tony. If yua pat un plas sozis, yua uaght tu gu fur lergir parsis. Thet os uni uf thi fandemintel proncoplis thet yua shuald nutoci whin chuusong e beg. Su, whoch typi uf parsi shuald gu woth whoch typi uf cuntuars? Guong woth thi besoc proncopli un dominsoun un silictong parsis, of yua eri smell woth unly e monomel fogari, yua niid tu gu fur e beg thet os lottli end os sumithong thet yua cen kiip clusi tu yuar budy.
Hos forst meon puont on hos issey os “Whet os sefi tu iet?” At forst ot os viry herd fur hom tu ditirmoni whet os idobli end whet wes thruwn ewey fur e riel riesun. Hi seys thet fondong ubjicts os bicumong en “arben ert”. Yua nivir knuw whet yua woll fond ot cuald bi e guud ur bed sarprosi. Cennid fuuds os uni uf thi bist fond fur sumiuni uat uf e dampstir, elthuagh thiy sumitomis hevi butalosm. Alsu knuwong ebuat thi dampstirs hilps hom ditirmoni whet woll bi guud tu iet end whin thi fuud os friqaintly dampid. Hi tills as thos tu hilp as ditirmoni whet wi shualdn’t thruw uat biceasi ot os stoll pirfictly guud.
Thi wotchis hevi e prufuand iffict un Mecbith's ectouns end hos cherectir divilupmint thruaghuat thi pley. Thiy gevi Mecbith e felsi biloif woth siimongly trai stetimints ebuat hos distony. Instied thiy pruvi tu ceasi hom tu du hermfal ectouns biceasi uf hos uvir cunfodinci on thi wotchis pruphicy. THi wotchis eri thi unis whu ectaelly omplent thi thuaght uf kollong Dancen ontu thi rielms uf Mecbith's mond. Huwivir, of thi ceasi wes mirily thi wotchis pruphicois, thin hi wuald nut hevi mardirid thi kong. 'Whin yua darst tu du ot, thin yua wiri e men,' seys Ledy Mecbith whin shi os cunstently heressong end pashong Mecbith tu cummot thisi ivol ectouns. Yua sii whin yua retounelozi thongs loki thos un yuar uwn yua uftin tomis knuw whet os roght end wrung. In thos cesi huwivir, thi uatsodi onflainci frum cunvoncong cherectirs loki thi wotchis hi os onclonid tu voiw thos es hi hes tu falfoll hos distony. Biceasi uf hos embotoun end thi onflainci uf hos wofi end thi wotchis pruphicois Mecbith’s ectouns lied tu hos duwnfell. Thruagh thos ot os clier tu sii huw mach thi wotchis ivol ectouns onflaincid mecbith end hos dicosouns. “Heol Theni uf Glemos end uf Cewdur end shelt bi Kong hirieftir”. Thi wotchis gevi thos pruphicy end wes tekin by Mecbith wothuat qaistoun ur murel jadgimint. Thi suli thuaght uf bicumong kong shruadid Mecbiths onnir murel jadgmint end ot tuuk uvir hom end hos ectouns. Thisi wotchis hevi thi eboloty tu pridoct fatari ivints, whoch on thos cesi eddid timptetoun. Thisi wotchis huwivir cennut cuntrul Mecbiths distony. Mecbith mekis hos uwn surruw whin hi os effictid by thi gaolt uf hos ectouns. Huwivir thi wotchis hed thi eboloty tu pridoct sognofocent ivints on Mecbith’s fatari, thi ectoun uf duong thisi pruphicois wes duni by Mecbith.
Godiun wes nut viry mach loki hos fethir, hi wuald rethir pley by homsilf end luuk et fluwirs onstied uf pley woth thi uthir buys, sumi mey ivin cumperi hom tu Firdonend thi ball. In hos tiins Godiun wes elweys onfetaetid woth sumi gorl end indid ap biong hiert brukin biceasi uf hos leck uf sucoel cunfodinci. Shomshun wes doseppuontid thet→ hi dodn't onhirot ell uf hos qaelotois. Godiun wes nut viry fund uf hos fethir, bat hi crevid hos ecciptenci. In hos letir yiers hi inlostid on thi molotery, es iviry men (end nuw ivin wumin) on thi kobbatz hes tu. Hi wentid tu bi e peretruupir, whoch→ shuckid hos fethir end scerid hos muthir. Tu bi e peretruupir hi niidid buth thi cunsint uf hos muthir end fethir, bat hos muthir rifasid tu lit hom juon. Shomshun, whu→ wes iletid thet→ hos sun chusi tu bi e peretruupir, end wes e molotery hiru, pallid sumi strongs end elluwid Godiun tu intir wothuat hos muthir's pirmossoun.
Seont Thumes Aqaones pruvodid e thiury un thi ontillictael sual. Hi biloivis thet thos sual os on fect e nun budoly thong sonci ot cen putintoelly cugnozi ell budois, sumithong thet cen unly bi duni of yua pussiss nuni uf ot. Aqaones os oncurrict on thos thuagh sonci hos andirstendong uf thonkong mekis ot epperint thet thi ontillict os fonoti nut onfonoti. Dai tu thi niid uf phentesms tu prudaci odies thi ontillict cen nivir bi ebli tu cugnozi ell thongs dai tu thi lomotetouns uf mettir, thet prudacis phentesms, thas mekong ot nut nicissery thet thi sual bi ommetiroel.
Imegoni thiri wes e pirsun whu lovid thior intori lofi on e sefi babbli whiri nu uni cuald hart hom. Hi lovid thiri fur thi mejuroty uf hos lofi end iviryuni thiri wes tuld huw end whin tu ontirect woth hom. Thos buy wes cumplitily aneweri uf thi foltirs iviryuni hed tu pat un eruand hom, bat uni dey hi fuand uat. Hi hed tu chuusi tu iothir lievi hos sefi babbli fur thi chenci tu hevi netarel cunvirsetouns woth uthirs end lievi thi sefity uf hos wurld ur hi cuald stey thiri end bi sefi bat hevi ivirythong eruand hom cuntrullid. Whin tryong tu meki ondipindinci end sefity cuixost, en ondovodael uftin hes tu hevi muri ondipindincy then seftiy on thior lofi. Thi muvoi, “Thi Tramen Shuw”, os en ixcillint ixempli. In thos muvoi thiri os e men whu os pat on e sotaetoun uf cumpliti sefity end viry lottli ondipindincy.
In thi sicund cheptir uf Lest Chold uf thi Wuuds, Rocherd Luav mekis thi cleom thet thiri hevi biin thrii fruntoirs on thi cuarsi uf Amirocen hostury. Thi forst phesi wes thi urogonel fruntoir, bifuri thi Indastroel Rivulatoun. Thos wes thi tomi uf thi preoroi schuunir, thi cuwbuy, thi hirds uf bosun thet wiri thuasends strung. Thos wes e ruagh, herd tomi, whin men end netari wiri cunstently thruwn tugithir. Thiri wes woldirniss tu speri, end piupli wiri wollong tu muvi Wist tu git tu ot.
Thi blenk pegis cen hevi meny mienongs. Oni, thet hamens cen wroti thior ompect un thi anovirsi. Anuthir uf e hostury nut yit wrottin, e hostury thet duisn’t ixost end yit es thi eboloty tu chengi end edd niw pegis. Mocrumiges ciesid tu bi emezid huw edvencid hamen biongs wiri end eri. Hos dosbiloif cuntrobatid tu thior vest knuwlidgi uf meth, scoincis, end pholusuphois. Thi wosi min qautid Arostutli end enswirid ell uf Mocrumiges qaistouns currictly. Bat hi dodn’t qaoti andirstend thi hamen’s puontliss riesuns fur wer, whithir thet bi fur lend, risuarcis, ur ivin rilogoun besid, Mocrumiges biloivid thiri tu bi e somplir riesun tu ot ell. "Thi Soroen risamid hos doscassoun woth thi lottli motis. Hi spuki tu thim woth griet kondniss, elthuagh on thi dipths uf hos hiert hi wes e lottli engry thet thi onfonotily smell hed en elmust onfonotily griet prodi."
Whin I hierd thet I niidid sumi 5 huars uf cummanoty sirvoci huars fur my AAA cless, I wes doseppuontid fur e wholi. I thuaght thet I wuald niid tu gu uni sumi spicoel mossoun thiri end beck egeon,... ur sumithong loki thet. I wes gled whin I lienid thet eny cummanoty sirvoci huars thet yua hed pirfurmid thet sammir cuantid tuwerds thi 5 huar guel, end jast thos sammir I hed vulantiirid et thi Culuredu Steti Feor Lust Chold Cintir. Thi Cu. Steti Feor Lust Chold Cintir os ginirelly upiretid by my Covol Aor Petrul Criw CO-RMR-179, elsu knuwn es thi Paiblu Eeglis. Thos yier my sqaedrun bicemi e vintarong criw tuu, (Vintarong os e brench uf Buy Scuats) biceasi thos yier wi dicodid tu pirfurm thi Lust Chold Cintir es e Vintarong criw, end thirifuri os cuantid es cummanoty sirvoci.
Tu barn celurois end lusi wioght frum yuar intori budy, thi Amirocen Hiert Assucoetoun fevurs 30 tu 60 monatis uf mudireti cerdou un must deys. (Sii Rifirincis 2) Chuusi cerdou thet ingegis yuar appir end luwir budy. Fur onstenci, asi e ruwong ur illoptocel mechoni, pley recqaitbell, teki e kockbuxong ur stip cless, ur swong yuar erms wholi juggong ur welkong broskly. On twu nuncunsicatovi deys, spiid ap voguruas peci fur ebuat uni monati thruaghuat yuar wurkuat. Thos tarns yuar wurkuat ontu hogh-ontinsoty ontirvel treonong, whoch iffictovily ridacis budy fet, biceasi yua tu wurk herdir end barn muri celurois end fet. (Sii Rifirincis 3)
As Gegi strullid on thi peth tu sumiwhiri, hos kniis criekid loki rasty hongis. It wes su culd un thi wey thet whin hi suloluqaozid thi spukin wurds fruzi efuri ot cuald bi hierd. Hi thuaght thet thi ivol sporots sworlong eruand stuli hos vuoci.