How To Welcome To High School

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Welcome to High School, Where you’re a little fish, in a gigantic ocean sized pond. Where we babysit your kids seven hours a day! After they walk through the school doors, they will excitedly be drowned in a long line of insults from both strangers and friends-just a normal, energizing way to begin the day! Not to mention the fact that public schools are scheduled when students are most engrossed and ready to learn anything you throw at them! This helps students with releasing their full potential and increasing test scores. It is proven that students retain more when they’re half asleep.

Let me take you on a tour of the school; Welcome to the glorious bathroom! If you look to your left you’ll see the beautiful inscriptions of students from hall to hall. This is where we find out crucial information such as who likes who etc… if you’ll look to your right you’ll see a torn up piece of paper towel that someone was too lazy to throw away. Hey! They’re good for decoration! Just remember to keep your hands and feet as close to you as possible...And don’t touch anything.

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